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  1. My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/wE0V7about 3 hours ago from API
  2. If I could pop the whole thing in the freezer I would. Nothing like freezing to knock a bug out.about 13 hours ago from web
  3. I am afraid to empty the bagless vacuum because that's what I used to catch the giant cockroach last night.about 13 hours ago from web
  4. @nerdboner Sort of - Sean's folks have been storing them and they just sent another batch a few weeks ago -about 14 hours ago from web in reply to nerdboner
  5. @lonebaen holy cow!! He was so young... Such a shame.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lonebaen
  6. @lisabunny Tell the boy he packs well: @unclesean's lighter collection is unscathed.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. Yay!! Boxes from home!! Fargo Snowglobe made the trip intact!! http://yfrog.com/5jqncjabout 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. This unicorn wishes she had a frikking elevator ....about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. is turning into a unicorn ....about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. .... and then he f-ed her .... mean ol Julius Caesar ....12:23 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
  11. XENA BOINKED JULIUS CAESAR!!! bow chik a bow wow ...11:57 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  12. I bet Xena wouldn't be skeered of no roaches....11:44 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  13. Nooooo!!! Xena got bonked onna her head!!!! Oe noes!!!11:42 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  14. Goddamn little creep was FAST and HUGE!!! ickyickyickyicky ickyickyickyicky ickyickyickyicky ickyickyickyicky!!!!!!!!10:14 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
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  16. RRRRROOOOAAAACCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9:59 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  17. Most. Awesomest. Sleeping Bag. EVAR!!! http://tinyurl.com/asmkft10:37 AM Jul 13th from web
  18. @audaciaray do you have an adorable hat? I imagine one needs an adorable hat to bike around Amsterdam...8:53 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to audaciaray
  19. @audaciaray sounds like you're having a great time!!11:12 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to audaciaray
  20. . @nerdboner oops -- nevermind -- it was just fixing their satellite dish, apparently -- my bad3:46 PM Jul 11th from web
  • Name Jessica Mannion
  • Location Brooklyn, Iran
  • Web http://movingtony...
  • Bio Married, snarky, brilliant, and oh-so-employable: Gimme a job!! Gimme gimme gimme! I can write circles around any old schmoe!!
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