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  1. GAH. Mom! GTFO the treadmill! It's 9:25 am! Who the fuck goes on the treadmill at 9:25 AM?! D< about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. "Why not Floories, right? Cuz when you take em you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof." lol roofies about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @mattyensley that's actually really awesome! haha I love it about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mattyensley
  4. Just saw sign at the movie store that said "Free Kids: see store for details" WTF? Who wants a kid? about 14 hours ago from web
  5. @laurensteil HAHA maybe once I get better, I suck at Scrabble/Words With Friends.. Obviously LOL about 15 hours ago from web in reply to laurensteil
  6. Man, @laurensteil is beating me by 28 points on Words With Friends. Oh well, it's still pretty cool that I'm playing against her ;) about 17 hours ago from web
  7. @WeAreTheUsed you silly americanos lol but seriously, take me with you when you go back! I dont like Canada no more ]= about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WeAreTheUsed
  8. @DOOMSLAY That sound outrageously awesome! lol about 20 hours ago from web in reply to DOOMSLAY
  9. @myrandalove Yeahhhhh um... about 20 hours ago from web in reply to myrandalove
  10. On the 10th day of Christmas my friendster gave to me: 10 vegan cookies... ♪ about 21 hours ago from web
  11. BAKING COOKIES! =DD about 21 hours ago from web
  12. @Rockinout2it I won't bail today! xD promise. Unless something crazy comes up lol about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Rockinout2it
  13. In some really nice car about 5 mins out of town haha 11:09 PM Dec 21st from txt
  14. @FrankIero I'm not related to a cop and I gave you a somewhat positive story lol 8:35 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to FrankIero
  15. I will eat your soul. 5:55 PM Dec 21st from web
  16. @mexicorejoice OUCH. No running on ice! Especially backwards haha 2:50 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to mexicorejoice
  17. @mexicorejoice *hugs* what on earth did you do? 2:48 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to mexicorejoice
  18. @FrankIero ONCE. Just once. That's it. 12:41 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to FrankIero
  19. @WeAreTheUsed FUCK YEAH IT SHOULD BE. When you go back to America, take me with you pls ]'= I dont like Canada any more. 12:26 PM Dec 21st from web
  20. @choke_me NOW EAT IT AND PRETEND YOU'RE GODZILLA! 12:08 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to choke_me