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JessieAskinazi

Pretty sure I'm not gonna end up with an American guy. I mean, fingers crossed. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
This dude asked me for my number because he wanted me to accompany him to a night club in manhattan with table service. That sounds sooo me about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
A guy grabbed me by the arm and said "you've got a great ass, sweetheart". He's so cool in front of his friends, RIGHT?! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
This guy forced glow stick bracelets on me and I gave them to some girls who liked them and then he put more on me. #williamsburgtweet about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I have never gotten so many compliments on an outfit in my life and it's totally from Rainbow (because I'm just classy like that). about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
A guy told me his necklace is from an actual piece of "the burning man". Where the fuck am I? #williamsburgtweet about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
People are so business-casual about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@GavinLeighton Get out! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GavinLeighton
Remember that time Jared Leto had klout? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
"Artists should not date other artists"— Marina Abramović about 14 hours ago via web
"No, I don't have a lucky charm, but I say the Serenity Prayer a lot, while on my knees smoking cigarettes." - Kembra Pfahler about 14 hours ago via web
Look, just don't have your chin pierced. about 15 hours ago via web
THIS MIGHT BE MY SOULMATE "pet peeves: People who cannot understand the color-coded lines at Whole Foods" about 15 hours ago via web
So many dudes on OK Cupid have the same haircut as Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Or maybe its just my matches... DAMMIT about 15 hours ago via web
"I Beleave I'm a good cook! Oh yea I'm really good @ sex I've been told! ;-)" #okcupidtweet about 15 hours ago via web
"I'm really good @ sports! I'm good @ what ever I do! lol Im good @ being a real man" #okcupidtweet about 15 hours ago via web
Saturday nightlife is obviously Satan's Cartoon Network. 12:31 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Didn't think I'd get such pleasure from kicking barely legal sloppy drunks out of a bar but it turns out I laugh at the expense of others 12:30 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Jesus look-alike was hardcore hitting on me in front of his gf and also told me I looked like Fred Flinstone in my shirt. #winner 12:28 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
This girl that works at my bar sexually harasses me any time she passes me. Multiple times. Still got it? ... 12:26 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone