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  1. I wonder how much of my life has been wasted looking for the perfect iStockphoto image.
  2. Hairnets, people. Wear hairnets.
  3. introducing the F Bomb! http://bit.ly/7KcVa
  4. anyone have access to paid content on WSJ? DM me.
  5. Great Feministing post on the "white men as standard" problem: http://www.feministing.com/...
  6. What's the male equivalent of "butter face"? http://bit.ly/Fqe60
  7. i want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognese and not feel bad about it for days and days and days #songlyrics
  8. Lily Allen's new video for "22" : http://bit.ly/L8ew6
  9. @dianavilibert OMG! That's so funny. Hugs!
  10. Shrieking match in Starbucks today bc a woman in the bathroom for a long time might have been shooting up. Sigh...
  11. "Jane Roe" arrested outside Sotomayor hearing: http://bit.ly/rfTu9
  12. @samurai_will hey, i resent that offer to get @dlifson a nurse! i have been a perfectly good nurse today!
  13. It's time to feed the patient his dinner.
  14. Gay marriage's "refuse to sign" movement: http://bit.ly/WprIl
  15. It's only Franken's 5th day in office, but already he's good at senatorial blathering. (I love him, though!!!!!!)
  16. an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away: http://bit.ly/FTtmx
  17. Tori Amos talks about her sexual assault: http://bit.ly/3TYq6L
  18. David. (@dlifson) Do. Not. Feed. The. Cat. Codeine.
  19. Boo. @dlifson threw out his back last night lifting boxes and can't walk. I'm Nurse Jessica today.
  20. Bed assembled, five bookshelves almost mounted. Our new bedroom is slowly taking shape!