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JessicaKrowiorz

  1. @jasonbooth just think of them as appetizers.
  2. @adamgrabo @jasonbooth I'm hungry.
  3. I hear you carry interesting things in your purse, @bb_mke... #thingsinmypurse instagr.am/p/JlAZI3Jjno/
  4. Awkward lunch run-ins are going to be at an all-time high with you working so close @jasonbooth
  5. @AngryJasonC you may need to share. Don't make me tell Kayte about the "bad man" we met at the store today.
  6. Giant chapstick or tiny banana? instagr.am/p/m7NU4/
  7. @MrKohl106 now I am...
  8. @Ryan_Winkler awwww...
  9. @peregrine @angryjasonc @jasonbooth excellent point. Could we add another Jason to this?
  10. @tdenure @angryjasonc because your gym bag is smelly?
  11. @jasonbooth that's my thang... I'm a one upper @AngryJasonC I am shocked, too. What about mice?
  12. @AngryJasonC I prefer to call them fruit flies. At least this was dead.
  13. Conference room floor cockroach? #alleyshrimp instagr.am/p/klnlZ/
  14. Parking ramp teeth mold #alleyshrimp instagr.am/p/ir7Fy/
  15. @Ryan_Winkler I guess it has been unseasonably warm this year.
  16. "She is tan. Where is she from?" @Yellowledbedder replies, "Minnesota". #yrutanitswinter?
  17. @jasonbooth I'm already gone... They can't fire me for those comments. Stop blaming me for all this missed yearly goals. ;)
  18. @adamgrabo spell check, spell check, spell check! :)
  19. OH: every time Steve gets in the dating pool, he poops in it. @AquinasWI