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Jesshazel

  1. The sliver of sun through my partially drawn curtains makes me yearn to frolic in a bluebell filled meadow. 5:07 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Dear John Travolta, come out of the closet already. There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's being a creepy perv we have a problem with. 5:05 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Just saw something in the dark, couldn't figure out what it was, so put my face against it. It was a teddy bear. Which is lucky. #almostdied 7:42 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @shondarhimes Please could you tell Chyler how much I'll miss her on Grey's, but that I wish her loads of luck in the future? Thank you :) 6:43 PM May 20th via web
  5. Just had everything I do thrown back in my face. Stressed out doesn't begin to cover how I feel. On the plus side? I totally had a slushie. 10:53 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @aimee_liz88 Sawwy about yday. Internet was kaboom. Won't be online until about 4 your time today. I fill you in later. I luh yew so much. 10:49 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @KateWalsh Lilo is my 'stache. Does this count? #IntlMustache pinterest.com/pin/2788010331… via @pinterest 10:18 AM May 20th via Tweet Button
  8. I'm too young for a mid-life crisis but I just grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped off a huge chunk of my hair. I feel badass. 10:10 AM May 18th via web
  9. Having compassion just seems like a waste of time. Noone else has any! At least not when it comes to me! 10:35 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain doesn't inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time. 5:42 PM May 4th via web
  11. @ladyloki Thank you!! <333333 xx 4:41 PM May 2nd via web in reply to ladyloki
  12. @aimee_liz88 I got my birthday card!! THANK YOU!! It's awesome, I cracked up. I love you! Tell my little boy thanks for the kick :) <33333 3:18 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Today it is my birthday! :) I'm 24, which pleases me because it's also my house number. It's the little things in life! 1:21 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @aimee_liz88 Hehehe FANKS wifey!!! 4:55 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aimee_liz88
  15. @Estelleh Haha, I doooo! He's called Edgar. And I've just discovered the silent mode button. 11:16 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Estelleh
  16. Did I just compare owning a tamagotchi to having a child? I will quite possibly take that back. 10:58 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. It's like having a child, except I have more patience with children because they're little humans. My tamagotchi looks like a mutant egg. 10:57 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I have no idea what this freaking tamagotchi wants from me. I'VE FED YOU, CLEANED YOUR POOP, PLAYED GAMES! STOP BEEPING AT ME. 10:54 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Standing in Sainsbury's. Mum told me to meet her here. Can't find her. Freaking the fuck out. 11:25 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone