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  1. @randiliz I think the people helping them loose wieght are abusive, I can't stand what they say.
  2. Would the bars soon be full of robotic twenty-one-year olds with a powerful taste for fruity liquors and women who didn't move around a lot?
  3. I just Googled what my dreams about loosing teeth could mean and it makes sense.
  4. @eareeve I know, the only thing I wish car windows didn't get so frosty. :(
  5. It's so pretty out. Please don't ever thaw.
  6. Birthday over. Still, the greatest birthday since moving to Alaska. (And the only one it hasn't rained. Is that not a strange coincidence!?)
  7. @redrummy @Mayor_of_Twtr Or break their spirit.
  8. "It's a 99.9 percent effective sin."
  9. "And you still don't know when I need you to lie to me."
  10. @StonerMoses420 I LOLed way hard. My mexican name is Chuy.
  11. Umm... I just watched Chelsea Lately. I have the same birthday is Chuy, and it's a very strange coincidence.
  12. @Mayor_of_Twtr That's awesome!
  13. @BigRichB I wished everyone a happy Pearl Harbor Day!
  14. RT @akflutterby: Srsly, Monday fucking sucks.
  15. Bowling. Turns out we did need the bumpers.
  16. Belvedere 1X with ginger ale is amazing.
  17. "His dad actually rode his donkey to the top of the mountain and picked the grapes."
  18. @ellanceo Finally, I was wondering how long it'd take you. Thanks! <3
  19. Happiest day of my life. Gallos will make a No Name with carne asada.
  20. Since Friday I have worn 4 t-shirts which are almost identical.