JesseDoctor
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I woke up to pee at 2 AM and somehow decided that it was a great time to reorganize my bookshelves.
12:18 AM Nov 24th
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This reference book is so extreme that it has not one, not two, but THREE tables of contents.
10:04 AM Nov 23rd
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The fourth floor of the library is a weird place. I haven't been up here in years and it still smells like wet paper and desperation.
5:59 AM Nov 23rd
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Microsoft Word detects misspelling when I type 'Thurgood Marshall', but has no problem when I type 'Strom Thurmond.' Racism.
12:05 PM Nov 22nd
from Power Twitter
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Apparently Twilight: New Moon had the highest opening-day box office gross of any movie ever. God has truly abandoned humanity.
9:46 AM Nov 22nd
from Power Twitter
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RT @: Today, I am commemorating the death of John F. Kennedy by shooting watermelons with a BB gun from behind my bookcase.
9:31 AM Nov 22nd
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Nearing completion of my second research paper of the semester, ready to fling myself into oncoming traffic.
7:08 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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@ Our Keytars Can't Repel Fortissimo Power Of That Moognitude
1:02 PM Nov 21st
from Power Twitter
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@ How Could They Be Jamming With Us If They Don't Know We're Playing
12:51 PM Nov 21st
from Power Twitter
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RT @ Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
11:02 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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South Africa has the most literal and least creative name of any country on Earth.
7:54 AM Nov 20th
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Here's a funny joke: Dan Quayle was Vice-President for four years.
6:05 AM Nov 20th
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Dan Quayle does not associate with things that he can't spell, including 'potato' and 'intelligence.'
6:03 AM Nov 20th
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What does Dan Quayle think of Hillary Clinton as State Secretary? Strong female figures are undermining America!
5:51 AM Nov 20th
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How would Dan Quayle handle the Afghan War? He would say a prayer for the president's family and the nation.
5:47 AM Nov 20th
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I read history journals from online databases and take notes on them in a notebook, then I type up those notes on the same computer. WHAT.
10:56 PM Nov 18th
from Power Twitter
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Today on campus, someone randomly handed me a tamborine. The really weird part was that I actually started playing it for a minute.
2:27 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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It is so cold this morning that my blood has frozen in my veins. I finally know what it feels like to be Donald Rumsfeld.
5:57 AM Nov 18th
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RT @: And Happy Birthday to Alan Moore, Grand Wizard of Englandshire, famed ballroom dancer and classic beauty.
5:50 AM Nov 18th
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I thought I had finally cracked and heard voices in my head, but then I realized that someone had left a loud TV on somewhere in the house.
12:17 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Jesse Doctor
- Location Hammond, LA
- Web http://jessedocto...
- Bio Graduate student, part-time activist, and least interesting man in the world.
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