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  1. @ToddWilkins not surprising really. Inside every wannabe date-rapist is a sad little boy (w/ small-penis syndrome) trying to get out.
  2. Deciding what to do on Friday night. Maybe the operative word should be 'who' not 'what'?
  3. Not likely @ToddWilkins, I have more interest in dating a door knob. I expect it would be more lively too.
  4. You can't deny that our "accidental" dates aren't the hottest you've had @ToddWilkins
  5. is back from NYC. A drunken night out and a near date rape incident really makes your realise how perfect life is in Sweet Valley.
  6. You try can try out for the squad, @AnnieWhitman, but doing the splits in front of the football team won't secure you a place.
  7. Thanks @WinstonEgbert for putting an image in my head that I will struggle to remove for the rest of my life.
  8. in my white satin wet-look bikini lounging by the pool. You know, it's tough work keeping up this healthy Californian glow.
  9. Sheesh @Liz_Wakefield, we've always been super popular. Don't forget we're the centre of Sweet Valley (and the universe).
  10. @ToddWilkins What, no punching?!
  11. @LilaFowler Well I bet Christina Applegate (circa 'Dont Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead) will play me.
  12. @WinstonEgbert Are you sure you're not confused with @ToddWilkins? I think he had a little sister for about 5 minutes there...
  13. @LilaFowler: Well, I noticed @RobinWilsonSVH cheerleading outfit was getting too tight. Muffin top is not a look I like to see on our squad.
  14. @Liz_Wakefield... I couldn't bare to look at it anymore I donated it to @EnidRollins
  15. Just caught @Liz_Wakefield raiding my wardrobe. That little cow! She will do anything just to be like me!! Urgh..
  16. Sif Liz would ever touch you in that way @WinstonEgbert. We all know we only put up with you only for your mildly amusing antics.
  17. is back from spending the summer in Malibu. Surf, sun, boys... Sounds like SV - why did I leave?
  18. Home from cheerleading practice. I hate how Robin thinks she so hot now she's skinny. Even the football team are tripping overthemselves!
  19. Another excellent breakfast cooked by Mom - fried eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes doused with syrup. Lucky it doesn't go to my thighs!
  20. I'm manipulating @brucepatman for my latest scheme. Working super hard to be nice & flirty - takes a lots effort to control my gag reflex!