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JerseySmarts

  1. I hate how we overuse the word hero on patriotic holidays. When everyone is named a hero it devalues and dulls the real meaning of the word. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Totally exhausted from laying on the beach this morning. Gotta lay down early tonight. 6:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  3. My humble setup. twitter.com/JerseySmarts/s… 7:24 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android from Asbury Park, NJ  
  4. This water is freezing cold. twitter.com/JerseySmarts/s… 7:19 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android from Asbury Park, NJ  
  5. New contact lens prescription and... I can see! Now that I can see, it's time to get back to taking over the world... 8:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  6. And... I'm not entirely sure if I spelled everything correctly in that last tweet because I can barely make out the screen on my phone... 7:10 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. 23 minutes late to the eye doctor this morning AND wearing these over-priced, under-performing contact lenses. Oh, and there was no parking! 7:09 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. @CoryBooker Don't be sorry for what you said on MTP. So the establishment and the brainwashed get mad when you speak the truth - so what? 4:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to CoryBooker
  9. @tonygsports Why? That's annoying. 3:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to tonygsports
  10. I have a whole bunch of mushrooms growing outside of my house. Weird. twitter.com/JerseySmarts/s… 11:06 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  11. @apalazzolo79 @mmayer1981 @YengleEmily Not to mention the complete destruction of Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, email, etc. 9:43 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to apalazzolo79
  12. Is there anything better than watching the great Ben Stern and @HowardStern on #AGT? That was a moment in network television history! 6:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  13. I've been on the New Street exit ramp - the EXIT RAMP - for 7 minutes! 5:44 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  14. @mmayer1981 I guess. But eating one's own vomit is a bit too much for me. 5:33 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to mmayer1981
  • Name Joe P.
  • Location The Jersey Shore
  • Web http://www.Jersey...
  • Bio Another guy tweeting and blogging about New Jersey and all of the stuff I encounter in any given day.
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