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  4. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  5. You're never too old to learn something stupid. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  6. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  7. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  8. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  9. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  10. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! http://www.mentormarketer.com
  11. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  12. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" http://www.mentormarketer.com
  13. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  14. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  15. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  16. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common They should both be changed regularly,and for the same reason http://www.mentormarketer.com
  17. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  18. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. http://www.mentormarketer.com
  19. Do you want an opportunity, or do you want to be successful? http://www.mentormarketer.com
  20. Why not sign up for one company and let everyone you sign up, follow you into 7 more. http://www.mentormarketer.com