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  1. OMG!!! Tusk!!!!! http://dietoondie.com/2009/...7:38 PM Jul 15th from web
  2. yesterday I saw a Smart Car with a vanity plate: "TNYSUV"9:19 AM Jul 14th from web
  3. You'd think that the Jonas Brothers would have been hunted to extinction by now.8:04 PM Jul 13th from web
  4. @jona_thin PayPal?? PayPal??? Can't you just send suitcases full of twenties?8:34 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to jona_thin
  5. @jona_thin How bout this: Give me two million, and I'll pay you back for the first million. Deal?7:57 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to jona_thin
  6. If everyone on Twitter would each give me a million dollars, it would really make my day (hint hint). Thanks in advance!7:46 PM Jul 12th from web
  7. I just saw yet another new GEICO Caveman commercial. Really, isn't this bit played out?7:32 PM Jul 12th from web
  8. In order to balance out all the urban farms that are popping up all over, I'm going to build a parking garage in the middle of Nebraska.7:15 AM Jul 10th from web
  9. @NotAMeanGirl ... the day's going... meh...5:14 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to NotAMeanGirl
  10. This Link illustrates one of the hazards of traveling through Australia. http://bit.ly/4cmaLL5:13 PM Jul 9th from web
  11. I'm going to launch a new career as an Elvis impersonator. Except not while he was singing. Mostly I'll just be watching tv & eating donuts.8:53 PM Jul 4th from web
  12. @LaughItUp I long for that more innocent age when prisoners would just "stab" each other.2:26 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to LaughItUp
  13. It's tough trying to make a living as an Ice Road Trucker in South Florida.2:19 PM Jul 3rd from web
  14. You know what's weird? If you take miniature marshmallows to a miniature golf course, they look regular-sized.8:39 AM Jun 30th from web
  15. Yet another senseless drug-related death! Click: http://bit.ly/GmalI4:41 PM Jun 29th from web
  16. @PinkBerryGirl It doesn't bother me... people get to use Twitter how they want, so I don't want to take things personally.9:14 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to PinkBerryGirl
  17. Tonight's DieToon: Mean Tree! http://bit.ly/43YcAY4:24 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. A Leading Cause of Medical Error! http://dietoondie.com/2009/...5:25 PM Jun 17th from web
  19. OMG! Death by Spork! http://bit.ly/1ijAaV5:18 PM Jun 16th from web
  20. I am going to have myself cryogenically frozen with instructions not to revive me until the Jonas Brothers have been euthanized.4:07 PM Jun 14th from web