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JerryBeau

  1. I shall give thy a head and two fist.
  2. Pain in the arse from riding a bicycle ):
  3. I will likely have a minor crush with every Frenchmen named Raphael.
  4. I've been working, excuse my slackness on twitter.
  5. She has a baby named Gordon.
  6. Perspiration at its best.
  7. I am so feeling you (up) right now.
  8. Oh so much sexiness in my bedroom right now!
  9. I'm so tempted to eat your birthday cake for tonight. And I gave in. So sorry.
  10. Listening to Mariah Carey when I was crying last night. Adele only suits me on the dancefloor.
  11. I'll stay here on the beach a lil bit longer to enjoy the love of this dad for his toddler.
  12. My late father had never taken me to the beach. Now I'm 29 and had drowned four times in a pool.
  13. I never leave my plate clean except at a restaurant.
  14. I was so motivated to go to bed early last night that I got two wet dreams in a row.
  15. Ha! RT @JimGaffigan: My son is starting to walk. I guess that's impressive. After 11 months of lying around. He ... tmi.me/quL00
  16. Sunset after work @ Legian Beach instagr.am/p/K9-kgOkWvo/
  17. Sunset after work @ La Plancha Bar & Restaurant instagr.am/p/K9-P0QEWvf/
  18. Sunset after work @ La Plancha Bar & Restaurant instagr.am/p/K99zG_EWvO/
  19. BwahahahahahahaRT @GizSalAli: “Please be a dildo … please be a dildo … GODDAMNIT MOM! I WANTED A DILDO!”