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Jerkwheatery

  1. #TAGERS 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I hate everything about this game about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Can we put in Porcello to beat up Youk again? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Three runs since the end of the inning about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. All of the horseshit about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Leyland mad about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. FRUIT BY THE FOOT, SON about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. As a peace offering to my Masshole ladyfriend, we're starting with the NESN broadcast for the first half of the game about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @becky_mi I still believe in Sal showing up eventually about 2 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to becky_mi
  10. FREDDIE RUMSON! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Massive thunderstorm outta nowhere! Wheeeee about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. American flag tallboys of Bud were the only beer I could feasibly bring to the Marine Corp Band + fireworks #GodBlessUsYouGuys about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Just sitting next to some moms having serious conversation about Lands End underwire bras about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. USA AMERICA NUMBER ONE (@ Wolf Trap National Park For The Performing Arts (Filene Center) w/ 29 others) 4sq.com/Lt1CeX about 20 hours ago via foursquare from Wolf Trap, VA  
  15. MIGGY FOR EMPEROR GOD KING OF DETROIT about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @burritobrosshit oh man, I hope they learn about Jesus in the process 8:40 AM May 27th via HootSuite in reply to BurritoBrosShit
  17. Three ladies and an Asian guy? This Indy 500 is gonna be worse than a shopping mall parking lot during a holiday AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? 8:38 AM May 27th via HootSuite
  18. @theericfulton so very many beleaguered dads there 7:44 AM May 27th via HootSuite in reply to TheEricFulton
  19. ANYTHING IS POSSSSSIBLEEEE 7:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Major props to Frederick for blasting "Return of the Mack" right now 4:51 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Chris Driver
  • Location Arlington, VA
  • Web http://jerkwheate...
  • Bio Gentleman. Scholar. Raconteur. Belligerent. Bourbon. Haberdashery.
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