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  1. And with win #7, I do believe we should be officially in nothing worse than the Liberty Bowl about 2 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. An Affliction shirt AND Ed Hardy shoes? you are winning the war for hearts and minds sir. about 7 hours ago from txt
  3. These "Twilight Moms" on Today just make me sad. And slightly disturbed. about 9 hours ago from Brizzly
  4. @allsongs was the Them Crooked Vultures show from the 930 Club ever posted? or will it be? That show was amazing. about 18 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to allsongs
  5. @BenjaminJDawson c'mon man, he's like THE Dawson, ya know? about 18 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to BenjaminJDawson
  6. I. DO NOT. WANT. YOUR WIFE. http://bit.ly/5mwYlx about 19 hours ago from Brizzly
  7. @BenjaminJDawson AGGIES! I think. about 19 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to BenjaminJDawson
  8. I know better than to read a Shanoff article. I KNOW BETTER. Guh. 2:08 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  9. should be a fine night - looks like we're doing dinner @dogfish_ale in Chantilly. 1:59 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  10. RT @nealpollack: When I was your age, men were men, and Republican congressmen weren't all closet queens with a gun fetish. #wheniwasyourage 1:51 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  11. only if she's 5'3'' RT @injuryexpert: 36-24-26 doesn't tell me a girl is hot but with that information I can guarantee you I'm going to look 1:35 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  12. @cgervin the LSU folks are likely in town by now, has the scent of corndogs overtaken Oxford yet? 12:19 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly in reply to cgervin
  13. @catelinp leaving in '11 gives Oprah plenty of time to settle down in a swing state before the election. 9:13 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to catelinp
  14. @INSIDEtheBCS but can't you maintain that and a playoff? BCS already rendered all but 5 bowls "meaningless" as it is with the current system 9:10 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to INSIDEtheBCS
  15. @DanWetzel that would require them to acknowledge the existence of non-BCS conference football 9:07 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to DanWetzel
  16. Everyone is missing the real motive behind ending her show - Vice President Oprah in 2012. 9:00 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. @jarnoldisnotemo oh I'm with you on this - I just expect such a cliche topic to have the usual cliche points i.e. drankin' and a cussin' 8:45 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to jarnoldisnotemo
  18. It's amazing how many people seem to be taking credit for @edsbs "small tweeter like you" meme to @INSIDEtheBCS without proper attribution 8:42 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. @jarnoldisnotemo I prefer NFL on tv, but all of my in-person NFL experiences were Lions games so my reasoning might be slightly flawed 8:33 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to jarnoldisnotemo
  20. @missclare but womenfolk love to clean! 8:19 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to missclare