Jeremy_mn
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Is it wrong to use your chopstick as a toothpick?
I just got a dirt look....
3:41 PM Dec 22nd
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Thinking back on it, all I can really take away from The Goonies is that burn victims are our friends. (via @)
11:19 PM Dec 19th
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Ladies, need to track your periods?....there's an app for that! Seriously, there really is.
9:41 PM Dec 13th
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Totally tweeting from 44,000 feet.....AWESOME!
9:24 PM Dec 13th
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@ Too bad no one has invented one of those snap on caps to preserve the bubbly like they have for soda cans.
6:49 PM Dec 13th
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@ Got a quick Mardi Gras question for you. Is fat Tuesday the last day of Mardi Gras? When is the best time to be there?
9:07 PM Dec 10th
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I'm back home in ND. From the sound coming from the other room, I'd say someone is using a leaf blower to dry their hair.
10:20 AM Dec 7th
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@ grapefruit juice is the ketchup of the alcohol world
10:13 AM Dec 7th
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@ I have no memory recilection of what your talking about
11:50 AM Dec 6th
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What a cluster, should have been airborne 15 mins ago & now we are changing planes and need new seat assignment. Nice knowing u connection!
6:59 AM Dec 6th
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- Patton Oswalt talks about the creepiest Christmas song ever: Christmas Shoes (via @) HILARIOUS!
6:25 AM Dec 6th
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Who put the effin' shelves above the urinals?
Gaddammit!
That's gonna leave a mark.
6:11 AM Dec 6th
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Just pulled the "Death" card on iTarot, that's the kinds shit you wanna see while your in an airport.
"Don't get on the plane!" (whispered)
6:02 AM Dec 6th
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention I took Ambien for a 3 hour flight. I'm pretty sure it's the reason for the Udon craving at 5am. FOCKER OUT!
5:51 AM Dec 6th
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Maybe it's weirdness is compounded by the fact that I ran into her on the airport shuttle.
5:50 AM Dec 6th
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I just ran into one of my Anchorage customers in Seattle.
Weird!
5:49 AM Dec 6th
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Soup, it's what's for breakfast!
5:44 AM Dec 6th
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"cause she uses boys like bandaids, but the wounds remain the same..."
Rubbing two herpes sores together doesn't make it go away.
11:36 PM Dec 2nd
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Is it called "Black" Friday because the sales are supposed to feel like you're stealing? (via @)
7:44 PM Nov 28th
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Don't kiss Santa, he may have the flu
(Reuters)
(via @)
5:37 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Jeremy_mn
- Location Anchorage, AK
- Bio "Life is a comedy to those who think.... and a tragedy to those who feel"
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