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  1. @beverley_w79 It's the audience that makes it if you ask me; well apart from myself that is.
  2. I'm taking a day off to mourn Michael Jackson; we were such good friends — such a terrible loss.
  3. I'm exhausted— we filmed an extra show today. All that sitting on the step has worn me out.
  4. @madkurt What museum?! And with you? Pah! I think not.
  5. Unlike the stupid song, the rain doesn't always fall on me; the sun always shines one me.
  6. @donnamaireb Let me just ask myself that seeing as it's _MY_ show…No.
  7. @angelofthenw I think it may be a DNA results today, not sure— enjoy my aggression.
  8. I want to climb a mountain-- a mountain of condoms. It's a matter of principal don't you know.
  9. In a meeting with the producers, they're talking about getting me a chair— nobody can resist my charm.
  10. @glasgowburd09 I love it too; I'm just so amazing on it, aren't I?
  11. Who is this @JeremyKyleShow imposter?!
  12. @duncn Me, scared? Pah!
  13. @duncn The 'Duncan Heal' show? Sorry but you won't go anywhere, it just doesn't have the same ring as 'Jeremy Kyle'.
  14. @duncn Who are you?! Graham?
  15. I am furious. ITV can't afford to get me a chair and insist on me sitting on that step. Don't they know who _I_ am?
  16. Those Big Brother contestants look like _MY_ rejects.
  17. I want a channel like @Oprah; she's got DivaTV so I'm thinking NotDivaTV.
  18. @stephaniemcg No need to be shy; I don't bite— well only those on the show.
  19. @Tooory Pah! You think ITV would still be here without me?! I'm keeping that channel alive.
  20. Oh but @Tooory it is my show. In case you haven't noticed, my name is J-E-R-E-M-Y K-Y-L-E.