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JeremyJHardy

  1. Tomorrow, I am at the Macrobert at Stirling Uni. Tuesday and Wednesday at the Traverse in Edinburgh. jeremyhardy.co.uk 10:43 AM May 27th via web
  2. Thank you, Kendal. Enjoy the sunshine, even though it looks wrong. 12:42 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Exhale softly, you might have bad breath. 6:01 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. London, you know the Underground? It's underground. Take your sunglasses off, you dicks. 5:52 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. On this week's News Quiz, we welcome young Ed Byrne for the first time, and herald the return of the legendary Mad Frankie Wheen. 2:08 AM May 25th via web
  6. I'm starting to think tattoos are self-harm for lazy people. 10:48 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I've asked all venues where I'm playing to offer £5 concession tickets. That's quite cheap http:jeremyhardy.co.uk 5:28 AM May 24th via web
  8. On Monday, I'm at the Macrobert in Stirling, and Tuesday and Wednesday at the Traverse in Edinburgh http:jeremyhardy.co.uk 3:53 AM May 24th via web
  9. @DeborahJaneOrr Fucking hell, Deborah, hope you're all OK x 7:59 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to DeborahJaneOrr
  10. @squeezyjohn Cheers, John 3:18 PM May 22nd via web in reply to squeezyjohn
  11. Here's what I do sometimes redpepper.org.uk/by/jeremy-hard… 2:52 PM May 22nd via web
  12. Scotchland, keep the border open; I'm coming to Stirling and Edinburgh next week. 2:48 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Bristol! Look at this slapstick.org.uk 11:23 AM May 22nd via web
  14. Hey, Kendal, I'm sold-out Friday but Francesca Martinez is on tomorrow and she's funnier and more beautiful than me 9:20 AM May 22nd via web
  15. @JoanKavanagh Don't waste your youth on exams. At your age, you should be out setting fire to wheelie bins x 10:56 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to JoanKavanagh
  16. Thank you Stafford. Put the kettle on, Newport. 3:34 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Jeremy Hardy
  • Location Mostly Streatham
  • Bio I was born a coalminer's daughter. In a cabin, on a hill in Butcher Holler
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