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@brooding_soul What's going on? 2 minutes ago from web in reply to brooding_soul
@MarioPadilla What are you saying that's creepy? 27 minutes ago from web in reply to MarioPadilla
@MrsMattDuke The face in crotch wasn't a big deal at all. WATCH network tv. it's much much worse. They show simulated sex all the time. 37 minutes ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
@MrsMattDuke Worse things happen on their network shows. But good for Adam Lambert for the publicity. People are STILL talking about it 42 minutes ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
@MrsMattDuke Woman do this all the time. Because white men run networks, they felt their masculinity threatned. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
@MrsMattDuke blow job? there was no blow job. he put someone's face in his crotch. Madonna has done it tens of times. J. Jackson has too about 1 hour ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
@MrsMattDuke It was all about the kiss. They proved that when they edited it out for the west coast and later blurred it the next morn about 1 hour ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
Movement underway in California to ban divorce http://bit.ly/7jBicl #red about 1 hour ago from web
@MrsMattDuke Madonna has done worse. Eminiem rapped about rape. Rihanna had bondange, too. Now what? about 1 hour ago from web in reply to MrsMattDuke
You know you've watched too many episodes of Hoarders when you dream you're hoarder counselor. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
Was anybody else disturbed that facebook was hanging out under the conference table in that windows commercial??? #overtsexualreference about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@jholman23 I do that every 2-3 months. I'm the anti-hoarder. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jholman23
RT @cmglothlin: Remember the good old days when you could just dislike Christmas without being seen as a terrorist who hates America and ... about 13 hours ago from API
@LisaWeatherston I just started recording it. Everyone is tweeting about it about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to LisaWeatherston
@brooding_soul fun times. Next time stop by! about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to brooding_soul
@brooding_soul well my location is on my profile! Were you in Rockford on purpose??? about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to brooding_soul
@brooding_soul Chicago, of course! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to brooding_soul
Why do overweight people always post pictures of themselves eating? #itsalreadyobviousyoueat about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
@loupulice actually it helps even more :) about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to loupulice
@brooding_soul hurry up! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to brooding_soul

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Name Jeremy Hawking
Location iPhone: 41.869576,-87.617081
Web http://www.Hawkin...
Bio Ad Exec, Writer, Satirist, World Traveler, Humanitarianistic Asshole, Informed, Sarcastic, Sweet, Returned Peace Corps Volunteer. Why am I single, again?

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