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  1. Mommy, what if we started all over? I was a baby in your tummy again and came out?
  2. M: Hold on B. I'm going to put on a skirt. B: What's a skirt? M: Hold on a second, I'll show you. B: Oh! It's what pretty ladies wear!
  3. B: I have a new Gerald and Piggy book. Piggy finds a rainbow and it's beautiful and has so many colors.
  4. B: But mommy, how does the baby crawl out of the belly? How can it get out?
  5. J said tonight: Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. Ew.
  6. Playing clapping games with B tonight and realized that he thinks that Heel is two syllables. Carolina Tar He-el. Poor southern boy.
  7. Looking at my athlete's foot. B: Mommy, why is your body falling apart?
  8. B looking out the window in his room. Mom, I need a rope. I can tie it around the house and a helicopter can take us to a baseball game
  9. B: But Mom! There is fork food and then there is finger food! Chicken is fork food
  10. I inadvertently embarrassed B last night. Crying, he told me that "You made me feel no longer welcome in this world!" No teasing 4 yr olds
  11. B: Daddy, I don't like the ladies.....well just Anna.
  12. B: Mommy, is your back feeling better? I'm worried about you.
  13. B: Mommy, I miss you when I go to school.
  14. B: Look Mommy. I'm playing car rental shop!
  15. B: This brownie doesn't taste that good in my mind, but it really tastes good in my tummy.
  16. B: (Pointing at my belly button) Mommy, is that where your penis used to be?
  17. B through a major fit this weekend bc his friend T wouldn't watch his favorite part of Wall-E. The joy of shared experience denied.
  18. D: B, I know you can put your shirt on by yourself. Here you go. B: It's ok Daddy, I know you like to do it.
  19. B: Mommy, look I made the steelers symbol (pushing his thumbs and forefingers together -the negative space makes a steelers symbol)
  20. M: Well what does your brain do? B: Imagination things?