Profile_bird

Hey there! Jepanie is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving Jepanie's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Default_profile_bigger Jepanie

  1. M: Hold on B. I'm going to put on a skirt. B: What's a skirt? M: Hold on a second, I'll show you. B: Oh! It's what pretty ladies wear!4:20 PM May 7th from web
  2. B: I have a new Gerald and Piggy book. Piggy finds a rainbow and it's beautiful and has so many colors.7:31 AM May 7th from web
  3. B: But mommy, how does the baby crawl out of the belly? How can it get out?7:30 AM May 7th from web
  4. J said tonight: Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. Ew.6:05 PM Apr 27th from web
  5. Playing clapping games with B tonight and realized that he thinks that Heel is two syllables. Carolina Tar He-el. Poor southern boy.5:31 PM Apr 22nd from web
  6. Looking at my athlete's foot. B: Mommy, why is your body falling apart?10:51 AM Apr 15th from web
  7. B looking out the window in his room. Mom, I need a rope. I can tie it around the house and a helicopter can take us to a baseball game5:49 AM Apr 15th from web
  8. B: But Mom! There is fork food and then there is finger food! Chicken is fork food4:39 PM Apr 14th from web
  9. I inadvertently embarrassed B last night. Crying, he told me that "You made me feel no longer welcome in this world!" No teasing 4 yr olds5:32 AM Apr 11th from web
  10. B: Daddy, I don't like the ladies.....well just Anna.9:39 AM Apr 10th from web
  11. B: Mommy, is your back feeling better? I'm worried about you.5:06 PM Mar 8th from web
  12. B: Mommy, I miss you when I go to school.5:30 PM Mar 4th from web
  13. B: Look Mommy. I'm playing car rental shop!6:43 PM Mar 3rd from web
  14. B: This brownie doesn't taste that good in my mind, but it really tastes good in my tummy.3:57 PM Feb 25th from web
  15. B: (Pointing at my belly button) Mommy, is that where your penis used to be?10:28 AM Feb 24th from web
  16. B through a major fit this weekend bc his friend T wouldn't watch his favorite part of Wall-E. The joy of shared experience denied.5:39 PM Feb 23rd from web
  17. D: B, I know you can put your shirt on by yourself. Here you go. B: It's ok Daddy, I know you like to do it.5:37 PM Feb 23rd from web
  18. B: Mommy, look I made the steelers symbol (pushing his thumbs and forefingers together -the negative space makes a steelers symbol)5:16 PM Feb 4th from web
  19. M: Well what does your brain do? B: Imagination things?5:15 PM Feb 4th from web
  20. B: Mommy I had a bad dream. M: Where do bad dreams come from? B: My body?5:14 PM Feb 4th from web