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JensenClan88

Your lawyers. RT @DisneyMemories: The scariest #DisneyVillains are ____________. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
If you work at Hollister and don’t wear camouflage cargo shorts on Memorial Day, what are you doing there? about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
A guy was beat up 2day by Bieber in my hometown, FINALLY dethroning when I shit my Cross Colours as most embarrassing thing to happen there about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Pitbull’s song for Men In Black III is his best since the one he did for We Need To Talk About Kevin. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
I know I’m an optimist because I imagine E and Sloan are still together. about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
For fun, I’m gonna first introduce my kid to Michael Jackson as the guy with a cameo in Men In Black II 12:40 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
I rarely get scared thinking about hell, but that's because I frequently have to shop with my girlfriend at a Sephora. 11:05 AM May 27th via web
THANKS, guys! RT @mashable: 10 Funniest Tweets of the Week on.mash.to/LUhABo 10:17 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
I’d vote for Romney if he promised to pass a piece of “No More DJs” legislation 9:49 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
@UnknownNick I pee'd on your turkey leg. 3:14 PM May 26th via web in reply to UnknownNick
A good name for a real estate agent would be John Homes. 6:30 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
“I have every episode of Celebrity Death Match on VHS” - a real weirdo 11:50 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
It’s likely that in 20 years, our president will have seen Swimfan in a theater. 8:58 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
Finding out that Carly Rae Jepsen is 26 is this generation’s Andrea Zuckerman being 30. 8:16 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
It took a minute, but I just completed my final payment on a Zoo!!! 6:27 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
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Gonna buy lottery tickets today cause I just found out an ex-girlfriend is dating a guy who lists Club Promoter as his job on Facebook 9:52 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
#FF this preview for Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Please watch NOW. - youtube.com/watch?feature=… 9:09 AM May 25th via web
@jakefogelnest RT @UltimateDVDDeal: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - The Complete Series $11.36 81% Off tinyurl.com/6h8rm66 7:00 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS

Name Jensen Karp
Location Los Angeles
Web http://www.galler...
Bio If you are offended by people calling AIDS - full blownsies - I'm not your dude. http://smodcast.com/channels/get-up-on-this/