JennyTheShifter
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in all honesty this isn't too bad. I could really use a drink with a little umbrella though.
9:22 PM Sep 15th
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in the future though, i should really know what planet i'm by when doing something like that. i think it's 120 degrees in the shade here.
7:23 AM Sep 13th
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my manager takes the guy's side, of course, so i told him off too. and then i quit.
7:21 AM Sep 13th
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okay, told off some guy who thought it was cool to have seven of his ten hands on my body.
7:17 AM Sep 13th
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you ever seen an alien ghost play zero-g shuffleboard? i've made watching paint dry more interesting.
10:43 AM Sep 12th
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got a job as a deckhand on a haunted interstellar spacecraft thinking it would lead to all sorts of fun. that ain't the case.
10:42 AM Sep 12th
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you'd think that having adventures would be easier.
10:40 AM Sep 12th
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My gosh, I haven't tweeted in 16 days! I'd like to say I was busy fighting demons or swooning over supers. But I've just been watching tv.
9:06 AM Jun 19th
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There's nothing wrong with being a chicken. Except that airline prices are insane.
9:33 AM Jun 2nd
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I stood in a intersection where going left was North Main St. and going right was East Main St. Don't know what to make of that.
10:21 PM May 29th
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mmm... toast.
7:08 AM May 27th
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I'm glad to see Pete and MJ back together, they always put on the best game nights. MJ is a yatzee master.
7:14 AM May 26th
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Now granted it only lasts five hours, but that's a really sucky way to start your week.
11:16 AM May 25th
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Mondays are hated throughout the multi-verse. But most people hate Frombeday more. It's the start of the week AND you get slapped.
11:15 AM May 25th
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Keeping up with the Kardashians is way better in the universe where they shoot laser beams out of their noses. Just sayin.
9:39 PM May 24th
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I had planned on writing something really dirty about frogs. But then I remembered that frogs take that kind of stuff very seriously.
4:23 PM May 23rd
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The donut knows what it did.
1:42 AM May 21st
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There are days when I just want to lay in bed and do nothing. So I send one of my other selves to do all the work. They hate that.
9:57 AM May 12th
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Infinite dimensions at my fingertips and there still isn't anything good on television at eight in the morning.
7:48 AM May 11th
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I dated Spock once. Not that whimpy beanpole from the series, I dated the one with the beard. It was fuzzy on my cheak.
12:17 PM May 8th
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- Name Jenny Everywhere
- Location Everywhere
- Web http://theshifter...
- Bio I exist in all possible realities. The multi-verse is mine!
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