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missing my old man...and hating being sick =(about 11 hours ago from web
does not enjoy food poisoning...blech8:20 PM Jul 4th from web
is now running the parts dept...or as my old man says "you're the parts bitch"...OMG i'm back in the garage! YES!!!12:06 PM Jun 24th from web
@AmberDisaster add some Sailor J to it mama..lol12:05 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to AmberDisaster
@Flish no...just drunk. I seriously just fucking toppled over! Then I couldn't find my fucking glasses. Thank god for my old man, lol.7:18 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to Flish
@Flish I had the same kinda day but there ain't shit out there!! Shitty.7:17 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to Flish
fell in some bushes last night...that was pretty sweet!6:06 PM Jun 20th from web
@AmberDisaster love your face!!!10:45 PM Jun 12th from web in reply to AmberDisaster
can't believe we lost the Stanley Cup....son of a.10:04 PM Jun 12th from web
REALLY didn't think i'd hear from him. Hmmmm. what to do now?10:03 PM Jun 12th from web
is trying to figure out all the bells & whistles on this phone9:35 PM Jun 12th from web
can't make my old man happy apparently...why do I even date??5:35 PM Jun 11th from web
@AbeJayden put down the Crazy Town...lol5:34 PM Jun 11th from web in reply to AbeJayden
waiting for my pizza & wondering why the old man is being a jerk4:40 PM Jun 11th from web
@AmberDisaster haha..you're always texting the wrong shit. I stayed home..the old man had the kids all night. Next time.9:08 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to AmberDisaster
@AbeJayden I will buy my own stars!! That would kick ass & be funny as hell. This movie is funny. "punching in on the bright extra effort"10:02 PM Jun 8th from web in reply to AbeJayden
" a little extra effort could earn you a star, it really could" what the eff...we're not 8! Fucking jobs are hilarious. Wooo! a star !9:30 PM Jun 8th from web
watching Employee of the Month for the 50th time...I'm strangely addicted to this movie....9:23 PM Jun 8th from web
send me your numbers..I finally got a new cell phone5:33 PM Jun 8th from web
Woah! Needs to see Public Enemies !! Johnny Depp & Christian Bale?? Son of a....8:55 PM Jun 7th from web