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  1. @blue439 People who do not appreciate the fine art of ironic self-deprecation are not allowed to be our friends. Or Jewish.
  2. @glamourgirl23 Good morning to you!
  3. I want to go to Boston and listen to people order tickets for Avatar. Who's with me?
  4. Dear Lord. http://theharperstudio.com/2009/12/publisher%E2%80%99s-weekly-have-you-lost-your-mind/.
  5. RT @thebookmaven: Repeating b/c I typed name wrong: Dear @PublishersWkly, Your new cover is not hip, cute, or appealing. In fact, it's o ...
  6. NYT's Tanenhaus misquotes Tiger as calling himself "Calibasian," not "Cablinasian." Shakespeare? http://is.gd/5meJT
  7. T minus five hours to Chanukah and I have turned the house upside down in search of my menorah. No luck so far. Crap.
  8. RT @blue439: How is my new pilot supposed to compete with Conveyor Belt of Love? http://bit.ly/6QFk0q
  9. TV pilot due tomorrow. My notes call just had a notes call.
  10. Is there anyone in the world who would not welcome enrollment in a cheese-of-the-month-club? Vegans? The lactose intolerant?
  11. Is it wrong that I want to do a dramatic re-enactment of the Tiger Woods situation with my toddler's Fisher-Price... http://bit.ly/52B1PX
  12. Salvation Army bell-ringer asked my little girl's name, and when I said "Phoebe" he started singing "Smelly Cat."... http://bit.ly/8JZFig
  13. @EdanL Ann Lauterbach is an amazing writer, and a great teacher, too (had her in college!)
  14. I need a rake to shake at the noisy teenagers in the coffee shop. I'm trying to write, noisy teenagers! I think I... http://bit.ly/53XE6i
  15. Pumpkin pie: I know that it's traditional, but banana cream is so much more delicious.
  16. Working on a scene where a woman who's having a bit of a breakdown goes grocery shopping and loads up two carts... http://bit.ly/2hFVrQ
  17. 94-year-old Nanna to 66-year-old mother: "Frances, go take a nap."
  18. I just spelled "Azzedine Alaia" correctly without looking it up. What does that say about me? Answer: nothing good. http://bit.ly/2jQAkN
  19. What he said: RT carr2n: Women writers on Leno, Letterman and Conan = 0. http://bit.ly/2jLNd4 That's not funny
  20. Sad but true: I spend way more on my curly-headed six-year-old's hair-care products than I do on my own.