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  1. Would rather the dentist didn't send a holiday card.
  2. Are all of Michelle Huneven's books as excellent as BLAME? I haven't been sucked into a novel like that in ages.
  3. What happened when I overthought the purchase of a Thanksgiving turkey http://tiny.cc/TEImz
  4. @babacapra yes, please, but only if it is blue hubbard squash pie, no mundane pumpkin.
  5. Jonathan S. Foer will never break vegan bread with me now, not that he ever would have. http://tiny.cc/cJnLF
  6. @babacapra swine is good, pig is better, H1N1 -- never.
  7. 5:44 a.m.: Daughter has pig flu, turkey is depressed, I need to revise an essay but will probably make coffee cake bc it's easier.
  8. New turkey lumbering around the yard, ugly but noble. Clone of Sbux coffee cake on table, shaming the real thing.
  9. I don't think Michael Pollan should write a novel and as of p. 208, don't think Jonathan S. Foer should have written about factory farms.
  10. Spicy plantain pie. Possibly a very bad idea. We shall see.
  11. Incredibly, I am enjoying Michael Connelly's new book so little that I would rather exercise.
  12. Making fresh mozzarella. This can't possibly work.
  13. If roosters did not crow, they would not have to die. I really love Floppy. This one I can't do myself.
  14. After 1 episode, Modern Family is my new show. Little pot sticker, cream puffs, Al Bundy -- that was funny!
  15. Uwem Akpan isn't for everyone, but "maudlin, sappy?" His book "reinforces Western stereotypes about Africa?" No, no, no, no, HuffPost.
  16. Killing chickens isn't ennobling. http://bit.ly/oqgfF
  17. Do you reprimand 12-year-old daughter for writing "homework suxs" on Facebook? People will think she doesn't know how to spell.
  18. Of course he's a jackass. Some of my best friends are jackasses! Seriously, this is news?
  19. I love not peeling tomatoes.
  20. crows are raiding the henhouse, removing the eggs, and draining them. HATE CROWS. Need that pellet gun.