JenniferRardin
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@ So true! As if I'd try to steal their secret recipes for my candy factory in so. Illinois. Which I SO wouldn't...necessarily.
11:09 AM Sep 17th, 2010
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in reply to StacyUFI
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toured the Jelly Belly factory in WI last Sat. They're proud of their kiwi flavor. I was proud I didn't try to eat their jelly bean art.
6:28 AM Sep 17th, 2010
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is sure the mailman has special treasures rattling around the bottom of his bag. Someday I'm going to sic my crazy granny on him & find out!
6:45 AM Sep 16th, 2010
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@ LOL
6:41 AM Sep 16th, 2010
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@ You teachers are all alike. I know this because I'm married to one.
8:39 PM Sep 15th, 2010
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in reply to MicWithAMac
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@ Awww, how sweet are you? Thanks!
8:38 PM Sep 15th, 2010
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in reply to darkestlove
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thinks adult vitamins need help. I suggest grape-flavored chewables shaped like the car that just cut you off in traffic. CHOMP!
4:07 PM Sep 15th, 2010
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@ "Bitten in Two" releases November 8 in the US and December 2 in the UK. Thanks for asking!
10:47 AM Sep 14th, 2010
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@ Too true! It's those glittery game pieces, I'm telling ya!
10:47 AM Sep 14th, 2010
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doesn't know exactly what happens to my hair while I'm sleeping, but I suspect gremlins keep clipping my fingers to car batteries.
6:35 AM Sep 14th, 2010
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thinks we should all give up the whole cash-for-products system and use Mancala pieces to barter with instead. 'Cause they're pretty.
11:25 AM Sep 13th, 2010
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understands scientists stand on their predecessors' shoulders to further their research. I'd do that if it helped me reach the cookie jar.
11:12 AM Sep 10th, 2010
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never wanted to be Rapunzel. Prince or no prince, I just couldn't get with the idea of muddy footprints on my hair.
6:42 AM Sep 9th, 2010
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@ They obeyed so much better then...and the cost of ink didn't force you to take out a second mortgage!
12:28 PM Sep 8th, 2010
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's wisteria is trying to eat my house. If the neighborhood cats begin to go missing, I'm dousing the thing with holy water!
5:51 AM Sep 8th, 2010
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thinks we should all eat a cherry popsicle and then tell our bosses we've come down with Red Tongue Fever. Holidaaaaayyy!!
11:11 AM Sep 7th, 2010
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@ You got me--I am so into the generics!
11:08 AM Sep 7th, 2010
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@ Ha!
11:08 AM Sep 7th, 2010
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bought a printer that spits papers halfway across the room. Either it's permanently pissed, or it's really trying to impress the new boss.
4:57 PM Sep 6th, 2010
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Go! Win!
3:41 PM Sep 4th, 2010
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- Name Jennifer Rardin
- Location Illinois
- Web http://www.jennif...
- Bio I write Urban Fantasy novels about CIA assassins Jaz Parks and the vampire, Vayl. Book #6, Bite Marks, is the newest in the series.
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