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  1. In support of World AIDS Day have safe sex with a local production of "Rent". 6:47 AM Dec 1st from web
  2. This year I'm giving thanks for family, friends and turkey, whose fat I inject in my face. 10:30 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. This Thanksgiving, gather the gays you love and share a turkey braised in champagne and sleeping pills. 10:57 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. Every girl dreams of a white Knight coming to take her away. Too bad most of those U of Central Florida basketball players have girlfriends. 7:39 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. My Hangover Cure: Take aspirin, drink some juice, write a note saying "sorry I threw up last night" & get out of that stranger's apartment. 11:24 AM Nov 16th from web
  6. @NickThulin Still recovering from Veteran's Day. In memorial, I went to the Intrepid and took my top off. 11:11 AM Nov 16th from web
  7. My fake eyelashes aren't bothering my eyes anymore. I guess it's worth it to spend a little extra for real Indian pubic hair. 6:45 AM Nov 10th from web
  8. Thank God Liz isn't hiring Jayden Michael Tyler. Like Andy Dick once said to me: "If I think you're crazy then you must REALLY be crazy." 11:20 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. If there must be a new "TGS" cast member I would prefer it not be a woman. Or a human being. Or an especially talented dog. 11:20 AM Nov 5th from web
  10. I think Liz is setting up auditions for a new cast member on TGS. Putting my anger into something productive like drinking. 7:16 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. I love Halloween! So many fun traditions. Handing out candy, putting on a costume, date raping Stephen King. 12:16 PM Oct 30th from web
  12. Throwing away copies of my sex tape in the garbage can outside 30 Rock (the one to the left of the J Crew). I hope no one finds it. 6:35 AM Oct 27th from web
  13. Call me old fashioned, but I just don't feel comfortable seeing a therapist that I am not having a sexual relationship with. 9:47 AM Oct 26th from web
  14. Don't worry, America! Liz Lemon and I are best friends again. It's like I'm Laverne and she's Squiggy. 11:02 AM Oct 23rd from web
  15. Finding ways to channel my anger about the new cast member. Feel like punching a pillow or a Kenneth. 11:01 AM Oct 21st from web
  16. I wish my new boyfriend could have stayed over yesterday. If only Sunday wasn't a school night. 7:26 AM Oct 19th from web
  17. So excited for tonight! My heart feels like that time I took Ecstasy and ate too many Pop Rocks. 9:39 AM Oct 15th from web
  18. You know what is really delicious and less fattening than regular food? Baby food. Also, teacup dog food. 1:38 PM Oct 14th from web
  19. Google street view just launched in Canada! All the more reason to continue stalking Celine Dion's husband, Rene. 9:47 AM Oct 7th from web
  20. Brooke Burns and Jessica Simpson both lost their dogs. Ladies, I feel your pain. I once lost my dog fur coat and then found it in a limo. 11:35 AM Oct 6th from web