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I ate a frozen sandwich and now, an hour later, I am cold and have phantom frozen turkey meat in my mouth. Lesson: always defrost.2:05 AM Nov 16thfrom web
Watching my father eat should be a new diet plan.1:48 AM Sep 3rdfrom web
First time waxing. The woman took one look at my forest and said, "You must be German."11:10 PM Aug 28thfrom web
Found some vitamins while unpacking. So what if they are 2 years old? My urine is literally neon yellow. I’m pissing out highlighter fluid.11:04 PM Aug 22ndfrom web
I found some potato in my hair from lunch.12:58 AM May 8thfrom web
