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JennS79

  1. The way these men at the gas station are staring at me I've either got food on my face, or a nipple sticking out of my dress. :P 5:08 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  2. Just for reference: I WILL give chase. 9:26 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  3. I see it's light shirt, dark bra weather already. 3:38 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  4. My neighbors musical stylings on the keyboard make me want to poke out my eardrums with burning fireplace matches. 1:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @ShawnKing I can't fathom what it could be. 1:51 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA   in reply to ShawnKing
  6. I'm hearing, "I'd rather be unemployed & sick than know gay people are having sex as a married couple ."-More at npr.org/152426655 10:49 AM May 11th via NPR News for iPhone
  7. @Penguirl I doubt it. It's tough to see with your head shoved up yer arse. 11:55 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA   in reply to Penguirl
  8. I just found a grey hair with a split end. Now I am old. 11:37 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I hope the cats remember Mother's Day this year. 11:37 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  10. I hope the anti-immigrant faction isn't celebrating Cinco de Mayo, because...awkward. 11:37 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  11. For whatever reason this particular level of 'HOT' makes me want to lick milk bottles. twitter.com/JennS79/status… 12:16 AM May 3rd via Camera on iOS
  12. The first delightful beverage this week. It's been a long week Mr George. twitter.com/JennS79/status… 6:42 PM Apr 25th via Photos on iOS from Pittsburgh, PA  
  13. Howard Stern with his short haircut looks like a tall, white @iamwandasykes. 12:10 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  14. @Penguirl @ShawnKing Thanks guys! Miss yinz too!! 9:49 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA   in reply to Penguirl
  15. Two really thin gay men having sex (in my mind would be) just a lot of sticks and stones and broken bones. #WhateverMakesUHappy 9:47 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  16. I just got called "the classiest badass". I can die now, I am complete. 8:48 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  17. He ain't heavy, he's my beer. twitter.com/JennS79/status… 4:14 PM Apr 15th via Camera on iOS
  18. The Duggar's realized it takes a village to raise a child. So to ensure a willing village, they populated their own. #19andCounting 3:48 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone from Pittsburgh, PA  
  • Name Jennifer Smith
  • Location Fine. Pittsburgh.
  • Bio ...Howe'er thou art a fiend, a womans shape doth shield thee... King Lear
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