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  1. There are few nicer times than the first hour or so after a deadline. Spit that story out, then go get a latte.
  2. If you've seen nude leftists running around your suburb tonight, this is why http://bit.ly/2R3R2N
  3. Deeply impressed with the #PwnedNudieRun participants, though you're lucky it's a warm night in Melbourne, @s_bridges.
  4. @ashbetteridge Hey, I've got a friend heading over to Jak who is lovely and who might need Kost suggestions. Can I give him your details?
  5. @trishanderton1 Seriously, you need to explain to them that being a Crazy Cat Lady is a valid retirement option.
  6. Massachusetts hates cat ladies http://bit.ly/1omFxr (My family would have serious problems with this - our cat numbers once hit five)
  7. @Sarag_Monster It's a sure sign of dubious activity. Everyone knows you only wear one if you're worried about the cops being around.
  8. So I Married Indonesia's Most Wanted Man OR Why you should always check out prospective spouses' work histories http://bit.ly/4mYYpc
  9. @stinginthetail Oh good, because I have that too. So everything's broken, in other words!
  10. Four phone interviews + typing as I go = turns out my mother was right about RSI. Shoulders aren't meant to burn.
  11. @puppetjules Ayeeei! Well I'm meeting my friend Ross for beer and dinner bc he's off to Jak on Wed, but I doubt it will be a late night...
  12. @Sarag_Monster It's @puppetjules and yes, I have many people following my words of wisdom. I iz populaire.
  13. @daiskmeliadorn Oh, she thinks you're wonderful. Big fan of your work with cleaners group.
  14. @daiskmeliadorn ...she was a christian "but not because there are birds that look like they're wearing pants" and mum said, Bronislava Lee?
  15. @daiskmeliadorn We were talking about the Jesus: All about life campaign and I said that a girl called Bronislava I knew on twitter had said
  16. @daiskmeliadorn Isabelle Bennett. Short, grey hair, St George's regular, used to be a journo, now works at UTS.
  17. Misogyny, rape at Sydney Uni colleges not super surprising, just depressing. What year is it again? http://bit.ly/1nSo1P (via @rachelhills)
  18. @daiskmeliadorn Proof of the world's tinyness: You go to church with my mum!
  19. @AndrewM138 Cheers. I love that photo.
  20. @derekbarry Oh fab, thanks for that!