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  1. @Lemonaid_ lool Working for a government department it's just a temp job for a few weeks. I finished uni on monday. When you back woman!? 10:15 AM May 25th via web in reply to Lemonaid_
  2. 9am start, back to the working life thank God for regular income 3:03 PM May 24th via web
  3. I can't take these peoples threats anymore. How do they know that I've sat my last exam. The term isn't officially over. #LibraryLoans 7:10 AM May 24th via web
  4. @justcallmeBABA omgosh I taught @RENEEMaria1 that years ago, she's a pro 3:56 PM May 23rd via web in reply to justcallmeBABA
  5. I love this new life of YOLO just wikipedia'd my uncle he was slyly a afrobeat OG en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kin… 3:47 PM May 23rd via web
  6. @TosinElJefe Spotify are evil genius'- putting the voice on mute pauses the advert #ShouldBeIllegal' 12:20 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TosinElJefe
  7. @RENEEMaria1 her name is Kady and look at her now google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=… 12:05 PM May 23rd via web in reply to RENEEMaria1
  8. 'Do you hold a UK drivers license'... Yes, yes indeed I do :) The best part of filling out long application forms 6:53 AM May 23rd via web
  9. That "Woah-did-that-just-happen" moment when God answers a pray 6:11 AM May 23rd via web
  10. @RaeTwumasi I'll show you in 4D later 4:31 AM May 23rd via web in reply to RaeTwumasi
  11. My dad almost missed my birth because he was watching @holyfield becoming the heavyweight champion of the world #1990 7:31 PM May 20th via web
  12. Things you shouldn't do at 6am. Eat Wotsits. 10:24 PM May 19th via web
  13. @Don_Kojinho @MissPamelaT from when they have to mix chemicals you've relaxed your hair 10:33 AM May 19th via web in reply to Don_Kojinho
  14. I finally did this LoveLanguages thing again Quality Time as I thought 5lovelanguages.com/assessments/pe… 10:30 AM May 19th via web
  15. @Don_Kojinho @ToniakaFreckles As long as you come back with a clean number 1 shape up. England won't accept this new Patrick :( 8:57 AM May 19th via web in reply to Don_Kojinho
  16. @Don_Kojinho you got a couple gray hairs mate 8:49 AM May 19th via web in reply to Don_Kojinho
  17. You know when you want something so bad that you practically write the script for it. 8:04 AM May 19th via web
  18. @MissPamelaT oo sorry forgot to mention it's because my dad's giving me his handset so its just the sim-deal 8:03 AM May 19th via web in reply to MissPamelaT
  19. @MissPamelaT T-mobile, the deals coming out beginning of June I bielieve 8:02 AM May 19th via web in reply to MissPamelaT