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  1. @michaelianblack wanna go bowling next time you're on Yavin ? 6:00 AM Sep 3rd from web in reply to michaelianblack
  2. @stormtrooper I heard Grand Moff Tarkin recently suffered a stroke in the old folks home... sorry to hear that 5:59 AM Sep 3rd from web in reply to stormtrooper
  3. @DonnieWahlberg Right before we leave for a mission I always danced to that crap song you made 8:53 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to DonnieWahlberg
  4. @MILEYtheFIRST Twinkies are the greatest food in the galaxy ... confirmed 8:28 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to MILEYtheFIRST
  5. @Paulahoch If I ate one case of Twinkies, 4 triple rancor burgers and a jug of blue milk, how much food would still be left ? 8:21 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to Paulahochman
  6. it seems @darthvader is responsible for #michaeljackson demise - via the infamous force choke -- 7:44 PM Jun 25th from web
  7. @justashley Donuts give me the force in ways that other Jedi's could not imagine 6:17 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to justashley
  8. #followfriday @squirms @ms_cornwall @cadeskywalker @ci0ci0san @Padme_Amidala @ShmiSkywalker @Gbro 6:16 AM Jun 19th from web
  9. all you can eat Rancor burgers with @wuherthebarkeep JagerBombs on the house and @princessleia heading up the karaoke tonight at the Cantina 6:12 AM Jun 19th from web
  10. @real_predator :..:.: .:..:: .:...: ..: :.:..: :...:.::: :.::..: .::. :...:. :::.: .:.::.::: :.. 6:09 AM Jun 19th from web
  11. #followfriday @AdmiralPiett @MaxRebo @Juno_Eclipse @GayStormtrooper @IG_88 @TheGreedo @SarlaccBeast @medicaldroid @hansolo 6:07 AM Jun 19th from web
  12. #followfriday @RogueTwo @UncleOwen @theMaraJade @Clonetrooper12 @tk8541 @pkstormtrooper @wuherthebarkeep @darthvader @real_predator 6:03 AM Jun 19th from web
  13. @toykult Saw you play live in the Outer Rim once, wondering the next time you might be hitting up Yavin 4 or Tattoine ?? 10:50 AM Jun 11th from web
  14. @kirstiealley You wanna go for a ride in my X-Wing ?? 5:49 AM Jun 8th from web
  15. @Orbitz hello Orbitz ! May the force be with you 10:04 AM Jun 2nd from web
  16. @obrewan Thats okee ... I once ate dinner with a Vulcan. He was kind enough to let me finish his plate of Gammorean stew... yummy yummy ! 3:24 PM May 11th from web in reply to obrewan
  17. TWINKIES is pretty much my all time #favouritewords 3:16 PM May 11th from web
  18. Tusken Raiders of the Lost Ark ?? #unlikelysequels 3:13 PM May 11th from web
  19. Chewbacca can definitely kick Worf's butt and its #annoyatrekkie day ! 1:26 PM May 8th from web
  20. My X-wing shocks have broken again, but don't know why? #followfriday @_c3po, @admiraldaala, @roguetwo, @salaciouscrumb, @gereonN 1:24 PM May 8th from web
  • Name Jek Porkins
  • Location Trailer Park outside of Yavin
  • Web http://insultthef...
  • Bio X-Wing Fighter Pilot, Part time Jello Wrestler, I saw Senator Palpatine naked once.
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