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  1. The antennas on Queen Anne make it seem like Seattle's own NORAD base. One with $2.5M homes, mind you. So, really, not like a base at all. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. Just woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare about a cell phone salesman. I was the salesman. <shudder> I gotta get me a new agent. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. The more I play Bejeweled, the more the background music sounds like the soundtrack to an 80's porn film based loosely on Logan's Run. 11:03 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  4. Great news: Canadian F1 race confirmed for 5 yrs. We again get to see parade of advanced racecars fueled by Tim Hortons, beer and politeness 5:03 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  5. @micflash I have a Fujitsu ScanSnap 510m and about 90% of our docs, receipts and statements are digital. I use Evernote and Yep on the Mac. 2:15 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  6. The bad news is I gained three pounds from dinner. The good news is that stuffing is denser than fat. My BMI actually went down. So, yay. 10:38 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  7. 3:30 and already the house is full with the aroma of turkey, stuffing and emotional tension. 3:32 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  8. I'd like to get in shape, but, as a professional klutz, I'm worried about losing this layer of protective pudge 1:28 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  9. @nadyne ...and having nightmares about your dad's tramp stamp... 7:05 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to nadyne
  10. @nadyne Sounds like you have an interesting thanksgiving coming up... 5:07 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to nadyne
  11. The boy just told me he's "going douchebagging." What the hell are they teaching him at that school?! Jeez. "Son," I said, "It's a noun." 4:02 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  12. @jfriend Cool. You still want to keep the built-in chocolate milk dispenser and the room with the grow lights behind that hidden panel? 3:45 PM Nov 25th from Socialite.app in reply to jfriend
  13. @jfriend Lemons to lemonade: build Bothell's first indoor rice paddy? Add jets and make entire MiL a hot tub? Maybe a swim-up bar? 3:01 PM Nov 25th from Socialite.app in reply to jfriend
  14. @Ruthless Ugh, that's terrible. I hope it's not. And I hope you feel better soon. 2:54 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Ruthless
  15. At gymnastics with the kids. Just gave a 6-year-old in a pink leotard a 4.7 for her dismount. Her mom is pissed. Stick the landing, I say. 5:40 PM Nov 24th from Socialite.app
  16. @micflash 1Password is fantastic. Highly recommended. 2:32 PM Nov 24th from txt
  17. New plan: sit close to people in cafes and say clever things so that I get quoted as "OH" (overheard) in their tweets. Genius, amirite? 12:51 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  18. It is not possible for me to be less interested in "Black Friday" sales this year. The excitement around the "leaked" ads is lost on me. 12:36 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  19. I need the deep-voiced Hulu.com announcer to follow me around. "The following pithy comment was brought to you by Sprint." <points at me> 9:24 PM Nov 23rd from Nambu
  20. When u find yourself listening to old Gino Vannelli in the iTunes Store, it's time (a) for bed and (b) to increase the dosage on your meds. 1:17 AM Nov 23rd from Socialite.app