JeffinPhx
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V @ @ Excellent.
less than a minute ago
via web
in reply to Adamqg
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@ @ 45 pays the over, right?
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to gregvegas
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V @ So you want Arianny to hit you with the strap on? That's cool, to each his own, you're still hilarious dude. Ahem...*Cough*
6 minutes ago
via web
in reply to AdamComedian
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V @ Maybe he's just helping Justin increase his range. "Okay Juthtin I'ma squeeth your ballth and help you hit the high nothes."
8 minutes ago
via web
in reply to AdamComedian
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V @ At least you're not leaking gravy, then you'd have to have curdgery, get it? Curdgery...LOL I. Am. So. Awesome.
13 minutes ago
via web
in reply to WesTheFatKid
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NO JOKE: You know a Soldier? Give em a hug, a drink, a meal, a handshake. They make the life you live possible and at minimum wage.
about 1 hour ago
via HootSuite
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V @ And Zsa Zsa's still kicking, well sort of.
31 minutes ago
via web
in reply to gregvegas
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One of those "Damn, how could I have forgotten him?" death pool guys. RT @ Johnny Tapia'd out.
about 1 hour ago
via Mobile Web
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HELLO!
43 minutes ago
via Buffer
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Johnny Tapia'd out.
about 2 hours ago
via web
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V @ If someone is wearing Crocs you gotta go with the @ "what a faaaaaag!" line.
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to WesTheFatKid
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@ @ @ At my folks house, "dropping the kids off at the lake."
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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V @ Shouldn't that read "get your movement on?"
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to WesTheFatKid
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V @ As long as it hasn't fallen to the level of @ being able to score America is safe.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to WesTheFatKid
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V @ Did Missed Erection win today?
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to LilJamesRome
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V @ @ You're really asking if I'm a self taught lisposuction tech? Get the fuck out...
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to TANNER727
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V @ Ann did you really do the bone dance with Bill Maher? Did you pound him extra hard because he's a liberal?
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to AnnCoulter
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V @ That they didn't turn on the lights, see she was drunk and have a threesome just screams "Boring White Couple!"
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to gregvegas
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V @ Bunny Ranch in Reno, make them dress up in Clemson cheerleader outfits sans the panties and have them do Clemson Tom cheers.
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to ClemsonTom
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@ don't know about the ether antidote, but I understand @ keeps this with his IPAs.
about 8 hours ago
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- Name Jeff
- Location Phoenix
- Bio Bariatric Life Coach. Self-taught liposuction tech. Head choreographer for the BBW School of Dance.
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