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  1. Clarissa Explains It All: PART 2 http://bit.ly/6kdHDa
  2. It is genuinely spooky when my TV turns on all by itself in the other room. It is revealing when it turns itself to The View.
  3. Its SO gross to sneeze when you're wearing teeth whitening strips.
  4. Girls. This winter is all about Lays Kettle Chips.
  5. I'm a grown up so I can do stuff like watch TV and eat potato chips at 1:40AM and YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
  6. A little less overhead lighting there, a little less overhead lighting.
  7. Gonna watch 'Coraline' tonight!
  8. I recently joined Daily Booth. It's fun! Follow me at dailybooth.com/mrjefferyself
  9. I'm not all that sure what 'bon bons' are but I'm pretty sure I've got some on my desk.
  10. Maybe this balsamic vinaigrette is going to my head.... or maybe I really do love you.
  11. The Kennedy Center Honors made me realize how much I dig Bruce Springsteen. Give me Bruce ballad suggestions to download!
  12. Some chewing gum and some Melissa Joan Hart. http://bit.ly/4qEuAy
  13. I burnt my bare ass on my radiator this morning. It reminded me that I'm a mortal.
  14. I burnt my bare ass on my radiator this morning. It reminded me that I'm alive and worth a dime.
  15. My two new things are 'wearing cardigans' and 'sleeping until 1030am'. Watch the fuck out 2010.
  16. @kennrussell GREAT episode!!
  17. I put on some night cream after my late night bath tonight and its got me feeling all maternal.
  18. Jon Stewart's speech for Bruce Springsteen is a work of art. Sooooo awesome.
  19. Meryl rocking my face off with her De Niro speech. http://tweetphoto.com/7571372
  20. Watching The Kennedy Center Honors now. If u had 2 pick 5 American artists to honor who would u choose? I know Roseanne would b on my list.