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  1. I feel 28% more productive while chewing gum.
  2. WTH?! RT @TheBuffaloNews Deputy draws his weapon on weather forecaster Cejka http://bit.ly/6qhYmR
  3. I'm going to implement the Swinging Gate in all aspects of my daily life.
  4. RT @EricStangel MNF - Daniel Snyder just gave Jim Zorn 20 bucks and said "Don't worry about the 2nd half. Go see Avatar or something"
  5. What the hell are the Redskins doing?! Oh wait, I'm a Bills fan. Nevermind.
  6. It is most certainly Miller-Time.
  7. GUITAR SOLO
  8. RT @DamonLindelof: I'll say what others won't. Avatar hypnotized me. I'm not sure if it's a work of genius or utter shit. Could it be ...
  9. WINDBURN
  10. @richeisen NFL Network and Time-Warner: I hate you.
  11. Off to the mall where I will determine the answer to that age-old question, "How many brain aneurysms can you have in one hour?"
  12. Driving my $25,000 cupcake car into the X-mas tree at high speeds.
  13. Ottawa plays the Star Trek theme after scoring goals?
  14. FYI, everybody: Christmas has been moved to April.
  15. WTF?! RT @NicholasMendola Alex Van Pelt says the #Bills still have no plans to use Brian Brohm this year.
  16. What the hell happened last night?
  17. My tailgate area is filled with Miller Lites and pasta + meatz.
  18. Preparing my Cosby sweater.
  19. RT @unclezeeno I think this whole Tiger Woods thing goes away if he goes to Jared
  20. @stephenjames716 Nah, just heard about it. I'm always busy watching Antiques Roadshow.