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JeffSchwarzkopf

The amount of allergens floating around at work have to be through the roof. I've never sneezed so much in my life. 6:04 AM May 26th via web
@THEAnderson51 I'm right there with you. 5:13 AM May 26th via web in reply to THEAnderson51
@NathanFillion Mal meets Cpt. Hammer meets Castle? chzb.gr/KMBEnL 7:16 AM May 25th via web
@DETROITLarry17 Not at all. And it's even more hardcore if you change to something everyone hates, including yourself. 5:03 AM May 24th via web in reply to DETROITLarry17
@RPGSite Haha. Exactly! Had no idea what I was getting into jumping on that first Goomba. But it was nothing but amazing afterwards. 11:44 AM May 23rd via web in reply to RPGSite
@RPGSite Super Mario RPG. Since I didn't know what they were, that was quite a shock. 11:35 AM May 23rd via web in reply to RPGSite
@ScottWaz02 When I googled those coordinates it put you in the middle of a field. 9:46 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ScottWaz02
I challenge anyone who constantly says YOLO to use that as a defense in court. 6:31 AM May 23rd via web
@THEAnderson51 Hahaha. No big deal. There was a post about it on reddit around 2pm yesterday and people lost their minds then. 6:24 AM May 23rd via web in reply to THEAnderson51
@THEAnderson51 That happened 12+ hours ago. 6:21 AM May 23rd via web in reply to THEAnderson51
@DaveandChuck @LisaWay89X Is this the new replacement for Sexy Wednesday? God I hope so. Never laughed so hard before. 5:00 AM May 23rd via web
DVR only recorded 60 of the 90 minutes of the series finale of Sherlock? #NOOOOOOOOO 4:27 PM May 21st via web
@ataylor2005 @RiChard_W19 I don't even have anything witty to say. 8:42 AM May 21st via web in reply to ataylor2005
Twitter is suggesting I follow a Steelers player. That's never gonna happen. 5:42 AM May 21st via web
I'm definitely feeling my age. I used to be raring to go at 1am. Now I just want to go to bed. 10:24 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Just found out someone's computer here is only running 512megs of RAM. LOL what? 10:27 AM May 18th via web
@thinkgeek We call that being a tease. 11:10 AM May 17th via web in reply to thinkgeek
@DustinN145 I will assist in your endeavor. 8:41 AM May 17th via web in reply to DustinN145
Flipping your desk and walking out, that's the thing to do these days right? 6:55 AM May 17th via web
Over 200 runs today? Don't worry. I'll handle it... like I have a choice in the matter. 4:28 AM May 17th via web