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JeffSchwarzkopf

  1. The amount of allergens floating around at work have to be through the roof. I've never sneezed so much in my life.
  2. @THEAnderson51 I'm right there with you.
  3. @NathanFillion Mal meets Cpt. Hammer meets Castle? chzb.gr/KMBEnL
  4. @DETROITLarry17 Not at all. And it's even more hardcore if you change to something everyone hates, including yourself.
  5. @RPGSite Haha. Exactly! Had no idea what I was getting into jumping on that first Goomba. But it was nothing but amazing afterwards.
  6. @RPGSite Super Mario RPG. Since I didn't know what they were, that was quite a shock.
  7. @ScottWaz02 When I googled those coordinates it put you in the middle of a field.
  8. I challenge anyone who constantly says YOLO to use that as a defense in court.
  9. @THEAnderson51 Hahaha. No big deal. There was a post about it on reddit around 2pm yesterday and people lost their minds then.
  10. @THEAnderson51 That happened 12+ hours ago.
  11. @DaveandChuck @LisaWay89X Is this the new replacement for Sexy Wednesday? God I hope so. Never laughed so hard before.
  12. DVR only recorded 60 of the 90 minutes of the series finale of Sherlock? #NOOOOOOOOO
  13. @ataylor2005 @RiChard_W19 I don't even have anything witty to say.
  14. Twitter is suggesting I follow a Steelers player. That's never gonna happen.
  15. I'm definitely feeling my age. I used to be raring to go at 1am. Now I just want to go to bed.
  16. Just found out someone's computer here is only running 512megs of RAM. LOL what?
  17. @thinkgeek We call that being a tease.
  18. @DustinN145 I will assist in your endeavor.
  19. Flipping your desk and walking out, that's the thing to do these days right?
  20. Over 200 runs today? Don't worry. I'll handle it... like I have a choice in the matter.