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  1. i think we need an intervention for @braunger who seems to be on the verge of killing xmas ad execs.
  2. this is the best feature for twitter. http://friendorfollow.com/
  3. Brittany Murphy dead at only 32?? Talk about an Irish gooddbye.
  4. @biloon @drplatt congrats!!
  5. And the award for my 1000th tweet goes to... Rachel's Mom! RT @rachelrusch Mom told me I could "try lunges" for my thighs. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  6. Do strippers go home for the Holidays?
  7. Well that was a wasted trip. Madame Wengu's Vision Center does NOT do eye exams.
  8. Just great! The one day I decide to get drunk at noon, and I get a 4 o'clock audition.
  9. way to go! @THR 'Tosh.0' receives 25-episode second season order http://bit.ly/5dBh91
  10. AMAZING!! RT @ScottAukerman We just announced how much money we raised this year -- over nineteen thousand dollars!!!
  11. @dougpaound nope, nothing important. Just check out. I'll see you at six flags on sunday?
  12. RT @ScottAukerman RT @Henlips: RT @brendonwalsh RT @ScottAukerman RT @Neil_Hamburger: RT @RealCarrotTop: Check out
  13. Excuse my French, but Ta mere la pute
  14. @ridkid Touche.
  15. so far, the only gift exchanged was a single hanuka text. ME: happy hanuka. MY MOM: same to you.
  16. God, please don't let any of these parties I'm attending in he next few days be an intervention and I promise I'll never drink again.
  17. Nobody's still Jewish, right? Isn't that over like being EMO?
  18. I put up one angry tweet and i get this reply _____Firearms & Shotguns, Beretta,Howa,Browning,Moderators,Magazines - ALLCOCK'S OUTDOOR STORE
  19. YES! RT @Bestofcomics RT @JeffKlinger can you believe my southwest flight is out of honey roasted nuts? #justcrashalready
  20. can you believe my southwest flight is out of honey roasted nuts? #justcrashalready