Jeffrey Holton

Jeffrey Holton

@JeffHolton Livermore, California
Business analyst at Cisco, wannabe Christian, teacher, blogger, networker, photographer, husband, & father. Bearer of unbearable puns. Well, somebody has to!
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Jeffrey Holton
Beautiful day.
 
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@ My Friday is busy, but I am still alive! :)
 
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@ Ugh. :p (Clean your room!)
 
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@ How were the merlot and dark chocolate?
 
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@ My condolences.
 
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I get by with a little help from my meds
 
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Jeffrey Holton
I think I wanna produce a rap version of a Bee Gees song and call it "How Dope Is Your Love."
 
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Bryan Duncan
If the Bible says to love yer enemies, I guess it's a backward promise that you will have them.
 
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Steve Cushing
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
 
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Duncan Phillips
Recently heard a girl say her dream was Not to find the perfect guy But "to eat and not get fat!" Pretty funny!
 
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Jeffrey Holton
Lucinda Scala Quinn is making grilled Caesar salad for Valentine's Day. Isn't that more appropriate for the Ides of March?
 
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Jeffrey Holton
Whoops. I accidentally threw some Douglas Adams on that last Totally unintentional.
 
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Jeffrey Holton
To Kung Fu, So Long And Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
 
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Rita Flynn
Twelve and a Half Angry Men
 
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TonyL
CSI: Fargo
 
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Michele G
Dirty Dancing with the Stars
 
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@ Actually, it's doing a lookup on a c. 1980 BBS on a 300 baud dialup connection and they have to transcribe it by hand.
 
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@ @ Hey have I ever mentioned to either of you how much I love cello?
 
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Minority Colbert Report
 
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Mikael
Bill & Father Ted's Excellent Adventure