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Danny DeVito + hilarious = words I never thought I would use in the same sentence.about 10 hours agofrom web
RT @Jacoby_: Which is weirder:Roy Jones Jr getting knocked out in the first round or that fact that it happened later tonight: http://ti ...about 12 hours agofrom web
I believe @NBC is now letting 6th graders write the Heroes scripts. You can't convince me otherwise.9:16 PM Nov 30thfrom Tweetie
So wait, Jeter wins Sportsman of the Year for being the Yankee who doesn't use steroids?4:39 PM Nov 30thfrom web
@runwicked I would go with "Tiger's Wife Beats Him With An Open-faced Club. A Sand Wedge. Mmmm... Open-faced Club Sandwich."4:37 PM Nov 30thfrom web
Not a fan of Jimmy Fallon in any way shape or form but his cover of the Fresh Prince theme as Neil Young is fantastic. http://bit.ly/4qJhSF2:34 PM Nov 30thfrom web
Iverson back to Philly sounds like the greatest and worst idea ever.12:52 PM Nov 30thfrom web
82 degrees is about right for a Thanksgiving day.1:40 PM Nov 26thfrom web
At Delilah's first doctor's visit. The nurse upon seeing her blue shirt/brown pant outfit asked us. "Did you know you were having a girl?"12:46 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
Just lived a scene out of Mad Men complete w/British takeover. Minus the snappy suits. John Deere lawn mower. And bad acting wives.1:17 PM Nov 20thfrom web