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  1. RT @hotdogsladies: Apparently, our bathtub has lead in it Which explains why licking it really hard for 4 hours always makes me want t ... ...
  2. Christmas music is, ultimately, the reason I know I can never work retail again.
  3. Whatever the reason, there is always something life affirming about buying books. Doubly so around the Holidays ...
  4. Ugh ... Christmas shopping and I'm already running out of ideas ...
  5. Sometimes, Sundays belong to the couch.
  6. Regarding Uggs, I do find it a bit strange that Canucks are buying Moccasins from Australians ...
  7. Will be getting into the Xmas shopping today ... hopefully, I'll figure out some magical way to enjoy it this year ...
  8. My darling wife is so small and this grocery store is so big it's absurd ... finding her could take all night ...
  9. Ahhhhh ... The first grocery shop for a new apartment. Really makes you feel like a glutton ...
  10. Almost at the end of the unpacking. I can actually see the floor in front of the bed! Hurrah!
  11. Finally getting the apartment in order. Regrettably, one of the final stages is a trip to Ikea this afternoon ...
  12. Up waaaaay too early considering what the next 36 hours will be like ... Must get back to sleep ...
  13. Up waaaaay too early considering what the next 36 hours will be like ... Must get back to sleep ...
  14. Alright ... The car's packed ... Now on with the move!
  15. Watching a doc on '9/11 Truth' and am reminded of Deep Throat: 'Forget the myth about the White House. These guys aren't really that bright'
  16. Advances. None Miraculous. http://nonemiraculous.blogspot.com/?spref=tw
  17. Apparently there were no confused and frightened Polish migrants available: http://j.mp/4S2SgH
  18. Blame South Park if you want to, but I think there might be some evidence of colonial heritage in this one: http://j.mp/8RWDdm
  19. It's a false autonomy, but I'm willing to play along ...
  20. That said? It is a lot of fun finally owning a car ...