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  1. @alterpic It's an unwritten cosmic law. My heating went tits up. Worked perfectly when he was here. Went tits up again after he left.
  2. @AnaBoleyn LOL Great comment, ya crack me up gal :-)))))
  3. @alterpic Oh yes I did. Missed the tender bit in the middle, (Thank Gord) got the left cheek fair and square.
  4. @alterpic Hmm! Come over we'll try it. Great idea. Mind if I try your idea? Full credit to originator of the brain fart of course :-))
  5. Did you know that sitting on chunk of wood with an nail in it can give you a sore ass ? Especially when you stand up and it stays attached.
  6. Whoa! I don't have anything that must be done today. Scary. I'm not sure how to cope with a situation like that, it never happened before
  7. That turkey did not die in vain. Won't need to feed again for at least a week. What a pig-out that was :-)))
  8. Holy Cow what a great four days. The house is wrecked, gear every where but Nightrabbit went home orgasmed out. Developed some new gear :-)
  9. Working in a mud bath to clear it up ???? Okay that's reasonably funny when you slip and fall on your ass.
  10. Okay 50 tons or so of landslide across the driveway is not funny. Three days of non stop torrential rain is even less funny.
  11. And that's only running the first 10 seconds to pull the time off the bottom of the player.
  12. Whoa!, didn't realise we had that many videos, then I ran each one to check run time . Been at it at least 24 hours now; and I'm half way
  13. @AdriannaNicole LOL You crack me up gal :-)))))))
  14. If you chuck lids from tins cans into garbage cans, don't push garbage down with fingers spread. SHIT! edgeways, right between the fingers
  15. @darlingsub aw! I just made a 6th grader cry LOL BITCH ! :-))))
  16. Okay so maybe LA traffic, the earthquakes, bush fires, and Nicole Kidman with stupid statements is not all that bad. It's miserable up here
  17. I need a pet that eats fallen Maple leaves? I have ten years food supply on my sloping driveway; I keep sliding across the road at the end
  18. @GwenSerra If you're in Seattle you know where the action is gal :-)) And the gear :-))
  19. Why does this Jigsaw asshole have to kill all the chicks when he builds such great predicament gadgets ? Freezer chick was cool (pun)
  20. I'm proud of myself Got through a whole wet miserable boring Seattle weekend without booze. Too lazy to go and buy wine