JeeNeeBee
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@ Talking to my sister in Arizona on the webcam and showing her the snow.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to SarahInMI
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Dr. Drew thinks Tiger's a sex addict & Oprah thinks she can fix everything, but I think him & the Mrs should duke it out on Jerry Springer.
about 5 hours ago
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Thanks for all the followfridays. U R the best.
about 7 hours ago
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If you make me decorate the Christmas tree all by myself, don't be surprised if I drank all the eggnog while doing it. ...Cause I did.
about 8 hours ago
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@ Let's start with Ryan. If I stung him with my stinger, he'd be crying. ( it's all i got)
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to Ryan_Please
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@ You made me laugh out loud. (First time today).
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to bitterpuss
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Dr. Phil says you can't change what you don't acknowledge. I'm acknowledging that I can't stand him, and I'm *changing* the channel. Ding!
about 8 hours ago
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They asked me if I wanted to go Christmas Caroling. Sorry, but I'm not into chicks..and Carol sounds like a real ho.
about 9 hours ago
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I can't find the Home Alone soundtrack, therefore I cannot decorate the Christmas tree. Shut up,..it's a tradition.
about 12 hours ago
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Yes, it's true. I too have slept with Tiger Woods. I once fell asleep holding the April 2002 issue of Sports Illustrated. Add me to the list
about 14 hours ago
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Looking out the window at the gently falling snow, sun peaking through the clouds, makes me realize...just how damn dirty my windows are.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Aw thanks. The moving van is on it's way. Now where exactly am I going?
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to dentednj
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Asian carp found dead in the Chicago River. An abandoned Honda was found at Navy Pier. It's all starting to make sense now.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Let me be the first to say "happy night before your birthday".
8:36 PM Dec 3rd
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in reply to kcisto
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So, her husband sleeps with three women & she gets 60 million dollars? Hell yeah. I say bring on number four. Baby needs a new pair of shoes
8:25 PM Dec 3rd
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When I'm home alone, it's all about me. Well, what the hell did you expect?
7:59 PM Dec 3rd
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Elbow macaroni doesn't taste like elbows, cause that would just be gross.
7:38 PM Dec 3rd
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@ I'm having egg nog with whiskey. You're welcome to join in
6:15 PM Dec 3rd
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in reply to sassynic
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I can see Edmonton from my bedroom. Oh, nope, they're playing in Detroit. ...I can see Detroit from my bedroom.
4:33 PM Dec 3rd
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Ex sister-in-law asked where I found such a *perfect* Christmas tree. I told her "in a box, in the basement". Seriously...What a dumb ass.
1:24 PM Dec 3rd
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- Name Jeannie B
- Location Michigan
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
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