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JeeNeeBee

  1. In the world of the Seven Dwarfs, coffee is often called Sneezy. 7:14 AM May 8th via web
  2. "May the fifth be with you". Because having vodka with you, is way better than having the fourth be with you. 5:16 AM May 4th via web
  3. Vanilla almond milk, ...From the mammories of the world's finest almonds. 11:47 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. If you take my flip flops and leave your 6 inch studded wedges here, I will wear them & omg, guys, it's so pretty up here! 8:30 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. And that was the night every Chicago cab driver had someone to take home. We got to hear a little Barry White. ..and then it thundered 11:48 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Why yes, I did just measure how many shots can fit in this flask. Don't lie. You would too! 4:52 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I'd say good morning to all my peeps, ...but I ate them all. 6:22 AM Apr 9th via web
  8. I'm sorry. Some of my friends need more than one day. 8:47 AM Apr 1st via web
  9. Palm Sunday. If you live in Florida, you might want to guard your trees. 8:35 AM Apr 1st via web
  10. I pity the fool who ends up with April. 8:25 AM Apr 1st via web
  11. Let it be said that I made the first Cinco de Mayo tweet this year. Man, that feels good. 12:39 PM Mar 19th via web
  12. You thought I was going to make another "time change" joke, didn't you? Fooled you for "a change". 8:13 AM Mar 11th via web
  13. Everybody’s telling me I’ll get that extra hour back in the fall. What they don’t know is, I *rarely* fall. 6:10 AM Mar 11th via web
  14. @yaykyle Happy Birthday! 6:02 AM Mar 11th via web in reply to yaykyle
  15. @KatyDidSays HaPpy BiRtHdAy!!! 6:01 AM Mar 11th via web in reply to KatyDidSays
  16. Well that's one hour of sleep I'll never get back. Wait, what? DST is so confusing. Where am I? 5:57 AM Mar 11th via web
  17. My new boyfriend's name is Keurig. I think he's a barista.. or something. He makes the best coffee! 6:06 AM Mar 7th via web
  18. I'm already so tired of jumping. ...Is this Leap Day over yet? 5:24 AM Feb 29th via web
  19. I always find I'm happiest when my phone is charged to 100%. 8:35 AM Feb 23rd via web
  20. Ash Wednesday is always followed by a double dose of Face Wash Thursday. Which is then followed by Forehead Zit Friday. 7:09 AM Feb 23rd via web
  • Name Jeannie B
  • Location Michigan
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Artist, Mom of 3, Easily amused (obviously). I follow funny people in the hopes of becoming one when I grow up.
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