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JeeNeeBee

  1. In the world of the Seven Dwarfs, coffee is often called Sneezy.
  2. "May the fifth be with you". Because having vodka with you, is way better than having the fourth be with you.
  3. Vanilla almond milk, ...From the mammories of the world's finest almonds.
  4. If you take my flip flops and leave your 6 inch studded wedges here, I will wear them & omg, guys, it's so pretty up here!
  5. And that was the night every Chicago cab driver had someone to take home. We got to hear a little Barry White. ..and then it thundered
  6. Why yes, I did just measure how many shots can fit in this flask. Don't lie. You would too!
  7. I'd say good morning to all my peeps, ...but I ate them all.
  8. I'm sorry. Some of my friends need more than one day.
  9. Palm Sunday. If you live in Florida, you might want to guard your trees.
  10. I pity the fool who ends up with April.
  11. Let it be said that I made the first Cinco de Mayo tweet this year. Man, that feels good.
  12. You thought I was going to make another "time change" joke, didn't you? Fooled you for "a change".
  13. Everybody’s telling me I’ll get that extra hour back in the fall. What they don’t know is, I *rarely* fall.
  14. @yaykyle Happy Birthday!
  15. @KatyDidSays HaPpy BiRtHdAy!!!
  16. Well that's one hour of sleep I'll never get back. Wait, what? DST is so confusing. Where am I?
  17. My new boyfriend's name is Keurig. I think he's a barista.. or something. He makes the best coffee!
  18. I'm already so tired of jumping. ...Is this Leap Day over yet?
  19. I always find I'm happiest when my phone is charged to 100%.
  20. Ash Wednesday is always followed by a double dose of Face Wash Thursday. Which is then followed by Forehead Zit Friday.