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  1. I think that I shall never see, a couple as lovely as you and me.. *bow*
  2. Deliver my spark through the dark to the angels in the ashtray...
  3. Huwaw! May libreng mcdo sa jollibee! huhlols.
  4. 'Colour my life with the chaos of trouble.'
  5. Me: ms,meron ba kayong ginagamit sa chocolate fountain? Saleslady: chocolate?wala.
  6. Maginhawa palang ipanghugas sa pwet yung maligamgam na tubig na pangligo ng anak ko.ΓΌ
  7. "you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event."
  8. Finally got a copy of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid'. yeh!
  9. 'ang tunay na macho,may helmet sa ulo!' -bong revilla
  10. Enduring your kind of shit would positively bring you down
  11. Kung ako ang tatanungin laban sa pinsan ko,pakintaban na lang ng noo to. -Noynoy
  12. Finally home...
  13. Ang mr. mappy kung sino ang gumawa sya rin ang magtitinda sa kalye!
  14. Huwaw! Mr. Mappy is here!
  15. Ang haba ng pila sa wowowee!
  16. 'kailangan nating labanan ang global warning!' -tita lanie mercado
  17. Tapos dinig mo yung tawanan nila kahit nasa kabila silang kwarto.
  18. Pano mo malalaman kung sino yung mga walang ginagawa sa opisina? Kung ganito kaaga tapos nagkukwentuhan sila ng nangyari sa pbb.
  19. Fake pbb exec producer: what is your physical asset? Tibo: I'm understanding... LOL!
  20. Geez... The vendetta is scaring the hell out of me..