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  1. Worried because Ben from LOST is on the show today. I'm only on episode 8 of this past season. CANNOT TRUST BEN- I see SPOILER all over this
  2. Wondering when Miller is going to take ME on O'Reilly with him. I've got thoughts I need to share with you people that I can't fit on here
  3. Yah I remember Woodstock. I was 80. I fell asleep there too.
  4. Damn. Just woke up and I'm still at the Town Hall meeting but everybody is gone. Hey!- so's my Medicare card! What's up with that??
  5. Hey- anybody hooking up at these Town Hall Meetings?? A lot of ladies all fired up. Reckon I should mosey on down to one...
  6. Nancy Pelosi. The woman is a nightmare on wings (big fat new ones that we all have to pay for). Can her show get cancelled please?
  7. Holy crap. Maybe American Idol is going to be calling me afterall... better pick up my new teeth
  8. All this jaw flappin' bout Healthcare...all you need is a shot of whiskey, some tabasco, a raw egg and you're good to go for 120. Look at me
  9. I'm still alive. Just had to hang low for a few days cause I took the 3-D glasses. Turns out they don't even work- just got a damn headache
  10. Saw clips of James Cameron's Avatar at Comic-Con today.Used 3-D glasses, blue women with tails were flyin at me.Talkies are wild these days
  11. OK. So it was American Title, not American Idol. Apparently I missed a couple of payments. Whatever. No one watches that show anyway.
  12. I guess they're still talking to Paula. No call back yet. Maybe I should just adopt Seacrest and quit this interning B.S.
  13. Just picked up a phone message from the producers of American Idol. Wonder what they're calling me about??
  14. Thinking about adopting. Got calls in to Angelina, LaToyah and Madonna. So far...nothing. You'd think they'd just want to meet me.
  15. RT @munga_dm "Joe Biden layed into Robert Bork like Sonny Barger with a sawed off pool cue at Altamont." Dennis Miller 7:52am PT
  16. Just as I predicted. MR. "Euro". Bet he'll leave foreign currency in his wallet for the next six months too. "oh sorry, was THAT a yen?"
  17. Millers back from Japan tomorrow. Hope he hasn't gone all "Euro".
  18. Couldn't find a damn parking spot. Saw that little girl from The Blue Lagoon and gave my ticket and wristband to her. What'd I miss?
  19. got my ticket and wristband today. Haven't been this excited since Andrew Jackson's memorial.
  20. Those Japanese never knew but I had American Flag tighty undies on the whole 4th of July weekend. Nurse made em for me. 3 fittings heh heh