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  1. You'd think people could give "Black Friday" a rest for two seconds and help an old guy with his beard stuck in a Bloomingdale's elevator...
  2. The book is called "SEALS: The Unspoken Sacrifice" by Stephanie Freid-Perenchio and Jennifer Walton. Makes a heckuva nice gift.
  3. @gottsuiiyan Hellooo.The Deptford Trilogy. Duh. I'm CANADIAN-How do you think I chose who I wanted to look like?? R.D. had a sense of humour
  4. Oh I see... Miller hasn't updated my pic on his website. No WONDER I've got no compliments.I reckon he just wishes he had a beard like mine
  5. Nobodies mentioned my new look. WHATever. Jealous....MUCH??
  6. Since my birthday, I feel like a whole new man. The ladies love the glasses. These veneers are great. I'm takin' a run at Barbara Walters.
  7. So I bought a boogie board and a creamer shaped like a (cash) cow at the Madoff auction. You don't suppose they'll have bad karma do you?!
  8. People keep asking about my photo. Good genes or good Docs? You decide.
  9. No, I'm sticking at Jebediah120. For now. Might lose too many ladies if I change my moniker now. Although it's only a number folks...
  10. Hey it's my BIRTHDAY tomorrow!! 121 years old!!! What to get me? Well, don't make it subscriptions to anything, let's just say that.
  11. RT @TelegraphNews British spies help prevent al Qaeda-inspired attack on New York subway http://bit.ly/3ZVY4U Scotland Yard- They rock!
  12. I see-so if I don't buy a $15,000 med. plan when the government wants, I could end up in jail. At least I'd get the Swine Flu shot in there.
  13. Oh alright- so I was staying at The White House. What's the BIG deal? Lists, shchmists - what I do on my own time is my own business.
  14. Fuming that that woman Nancy Pelosi has raised my blood pressure again just when I've spent all that money on a week at the Ashram.
  15. I've been at The Ashram-whoah-they beat my ass. Feel good now tho. Not a day over 110. Any of you fools miss me??
  16. 10,000! Whoooeee! If this continues, buh-bye interning gig. It's gettin' pretty old at 120. Gotta go start livin me La Vida Loco.
  17. I've been home since Friday waiting for those Nobel idiots to call. Anyone heard anything?? I knew I shouldn't have signed up for Skype.
  18. God Bless that kid Irving Penn.Huge talent. 92.Waaaay too young. Guess I'll have to find me a new personal photographer. We had such synergy
  19. Roman Polanski. It was rape 32 years ago when I was 88 and it's still rape now that I'm 120. What's changed?? except my sex life??
  20. Damn right Canada and the U.K.! Way to Man Up!! That U.N. ... Bunch of turds.