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  1. RT @TelegraphNews British spies help prevent al Qaeda-inspired attack on New York subway http://bit.ly/3ZVY4U Scotland Yard- They rock!
  2. I see-so if I don't buy a $15,000 med. plan when the government wants, I could end up in jail. At least I'd get the Swine Flu shot in there.
  3. Oh alright- so I was staying at The White House. What's the BIG deal? Lists, shchmists - what I do on my own time is my own business.
  4. Fuming that that woman Nancy Pelosi has raised my blood pressure again just when I've spent all that money on a week at the Ashram.
  5. I've been at The Ashram-whoah-they beat my ass. Feel good now tho. Not a day over 110. Any of you fools miss me??
  6. 10,000! Whoooeee! If this continues, buh-bye interning gig. It's gettin' pretty old at 120. Gotta go start livin me La Vida Loco.
  7. I've been home since Friday waiting for those Nobel idiots to call. Anyone heard anything?? I knew I shouldn't have signed up for Skype.
  8. God Bless that kid Irving Penn.Huge talent. 92.Waaaay too young. Guess I'll have to find me a new personal photographer. We had such synergy
  9. Roman Polanski. It was rape 32 years ago when I was 88 and it's still rape now that I'm 120. What's changed?? except my sex life??
  10. Damn right Canada and the U.K.! Way to Man Up!! That U.N. ... Bunch of turds.
  11. Went to the Venice Film Festival-walked up and down that damn beach and didn't see one film. Just a bunch of half nakid skaters and girlymen
  12. How many teeth do you reckon you need to have to get yourself some of those veneers??
  13. World's oldest person dies in Los Angeles at 115 http://is.gd/3aBu4 Poor Gertrude. Too young, too young...
  14. Well, I was no real fan of Van Jones but he would have been a lot easier on the eyes for a while than that Nancy Pelosi. Bless my cataracts.
  15. So Van Jones is resigning. What about all the "Green Jobs"?? Guess all us "A------" out here in the real world weren't getting them anyway.
  16. What the hell's with Miller? the guy retire?? Anyone want to call in and request for me to be Guest Host?? I've got some thoughts and ideas
  17. RT @Munga_DM Giving away the new James Patterson novel to callers today on the Dennis Miller Show.....Call 866-99-DENNIS for your copy now.
  18. 2, 3, 5...I don't care how many parents those baby monkeys have. They're just so damn cute I gotta get me a couple.
  19. Way to go Gordon Brown. Bet you are having a great weekend.
  20. A Hero's welcome in Tripoli for the Lockerbie bomber ??? "Kenny" MacAskill can go suck a haggis.