JayyStyl3z
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora.
about 6 hours ago
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My girlfriends name is sleep and I get some every night.
about 6 hours ago
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I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
about 6 hours ago
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Hoy si voy a dormir bien
about 6 hours ago
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
about 6 hours ago
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Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember... some people have babies.
about 6 hours ago
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I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
about 6 hours ago
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H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody sex.
about 6 hours ago
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
about 7 hours ago
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W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc...
about 7 hours ago
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The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.
about 7 hours ago
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
about 7 hours ago
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In elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else behind you was your b*tch.
about 7 hours ago
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God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
about 7 hours ago
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& when you dream, I hope you can't sleep, and you scream about it. I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
about 7 hours ago
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The best macaroni & cheese is baked with the crumbs on top
about 7 hours ago
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Maybe Karma wouldn't be so nasty if we stopped calling her a bitch...
about 7 hours ago
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
about 8 hours ago
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That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.
about 8 hours ago
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The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems.
about 8 hours ago
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- Name Jayy™
- Location Queens to Florida
- Bio Fuck You, Im Cute. Follow Me! =)
Handsome | Young | Single
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