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JayyStyl3z

  1. School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora.
  2. My girlfriends name is sleep and I get some every night.
  3. I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
  4. No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
  5. Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember... some people have babies.
  6. I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.
  7. H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody sex.
  8. If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
  9. W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc...
  10. The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.
  11. These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
  12. In elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else behind you was your b*tch.
  13. God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
  14. Maybe Karma wouldn't be so nasty if we stopped calling her a bitch...
  15. I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
  16. That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.
  17. The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems.