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  1. @_huny :) you're cool peoples, great energy/spirit, word to @oprah lol. & when I run for POTUS in 2032, that cabinet slot is still urs lol
  2. @_huny I've been there. All I can say is... whatever you decide, you'll rock, you'll be awesome, and it'll work FOR YOU.
  3. @jabba5 LMAO
  4. @mskimothy *high five* LMAO. "Absolutely, bus-a-looey, crazy lazy crazy crazy bus!"
  5. @mskimothy riding up, riding down, driven by a funny clown! (why I even remember this song, I dunno LMAO)
  6. @clawsoca I'm saying though. I've already declined an advance... and she gonna counter with that with a scowl/attitude? *jugular attack* lol
  7. @aussiesmith can't complain. for the most part, things are great. Just training and working and stuff.
  8. @AquariusDaisy mean? Mean? How dare she invite herself to my home w/ a serious straight face? Hell naw
  9. @aussiesmith aussie!!!! How you been? Where you been?
  10. I swear I can't make this stuff up if I tried. And I am 1 imaginative mofo. *smh*
  11. Me: and I'm still not single... so what's your reason? Lady: eff you. Me: pleasant night ma'am.
  12. (pt 3) lady: that's why I hate dudes with dreads. Me: that's why I hate being social on the bus in jersey city. Lady: you ugly anyway.
  13. (pt 2) lady: if you were, I was gonna holla. Me: and I would've declined. Lady: oh you think you all that? Me: no, I just think you're NOT
  14. Lady: where you going? Me: home. Lady: so that's where you're taking me? Me: definitely not. Not at all. Lady: you single? Me: nope (cont'd)
  15. You know... Some ppl try way too hard. And then act like ur the arse for letting them down. smh @ my bus adventures.
  16. @tiffmcmillan esp cuz some of these #nevertrust tweets are faulty lol.
  17. @drunkmonkey1906 or me lmao
  18. @LaTasha_Nicole true true. 8 yrs and still never kicked it sis lol
  19. If you #nevertrust someone that's fits your #nevertrust tweet, you could end up missing out on someone great #judgementalfools #imjustsaying
  20. @LaTasha_Nicole sup? How's everything? :)