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During one of the short windows of sleep I experienced last night, I dreamt that I lost all my pants about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Mrittany Durphy's bead? about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
I think I will spend today on the couch, it's closer to the ground so there is less splashback from the puke bucket about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
@sezkitten I think that my hair is the root of all of my anxiety. 10:26 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to sezkitten
@Lex_D_ Hey, my skull heard that. I'll do it one day, for charity. 10:15 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to Lex_D_
@mellalicious I think that my head is more of an octagonal prism. 10:12 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to mellalicious
Wondering if I could get away with shaving my head… 10:05 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
@Katreeeena Yeah it was Pendulum 5:09 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck in reply to Katreeeena
Oh sweet, the $60 tshirt I bought on Thursday has blue stains all over from the wash. Fuck. 5:09 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
Red? What the FUCK? 5:32 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
$10 piercings at Polymorph… my nipples are quivering in fright. 6:19 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
Extended bar tabs are the best kind of bar tabs 3:37 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
Someone is building a gold Mercedes 7:08 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
There are some seriously extravagant costumes being designed for tonight's work Xmas party 7:08 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
@sethsentry For some reason at the show last night you reminded me of Dexter Morgan. Can't put my finger on why. 6:30 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
prezi.com looks awesome, but the dude in the video on the homepage really creeps me out. 5:22 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
@phi_rocks I am rueing this same mistake. I had 70 minutes waiting for a train in which to rue. School nights are for sleeping. 7:03 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to phi_rocks
http://twitpic.com/tvkxs 5:57 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
@Katreeeena My style is finely honed and difficult to cramp. 4:27 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to Katreeeena
This relationship is built on breakfast 4:23 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie

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Name Jayphen
Location Sydney
Web http://www.jayphe...
Bio My name is Jayphen & I am a front-end web developer, designer, photographer, football hooligan & meat eater.

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