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  1. During one of the short windows of sleep I experienced last night, I dreamt that I lost all my pants
  2. Mrittany Durphy's bead?
  3. I think I will spend today on the couch, it's closer to the ground so there is less splashback from the puke bucket
  4. @sezkitten I think that my hair is the root of all of my anxiety.
  5. @Lex_D_ Hey, my skull heard that. I'll do it one day, for charity.
  6. @mellalicious I think that my head is more of an octagonal prism.
  7. Wondering if I could get away with shaving my head…
  8. @Katreeeena Yeah it was Pendulum
  9. Oh sweet, the $60 tshirt I bought on Thursday has blue stains all over from the wash. Fuck.
  10. Red? What the FUCK?
  11. $10 piercings at Polymorph… my nipples are quivering in fright.
  12. Extended bar tabs are the best kind of bar tabs
  13. Someone is building a gold Mercedes
  14. There are some seriously extravagant costumes being designed for tonight's work Xmas party
  15. @sethsentry For some reason at the show last night you reminded me of Dexter Morgan. Can't put my finger on why.
  16. prezi.com looks awesome, but the dude in the video on the homepage really creeps me out.
  17. @phi_rocks I am rueing this same mistake. I had 70 minutes waiting for a train in which to rue. School nights are for sleeping.
  18. http://twitpic.com/tvkxs
  19. @Katreeeena My style is finely honed and difficult to cramp.
  20. This relationship is built on breakfast