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JaymieMcGrath

Nothing like getting a notification that sluttygirlproblems is following you in twitter... Maybe it's time to reassess my life 2:00 PM May 24th via Echofon
I've been in bed for far too long already #ypproblems 7:37 PM May 22nd via Echofon
I just found Christina Ritchie's Asian twin! #nailsalon 11:56 AM May 22nd via Echofon
I realize I want to do something tonight... But I can't stop reading!! #50shades #nerdtweet 5:25 PM May 19th via Echofon
90sgirlproblem I drank Capri Sun and didn't melt into a pool of silver liquid. #90sgirlproblems 2:43 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by JaymieMcGrath and 1546 others
meganbanaszek I feel like my desire to have relations with an 18 year old who uses the phrase "swaggy" is precisely why "its complicated" exists on fb 4:16 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JaymieMcGrath
@lvestley14 of course I would have... Dance moves included #loveyouwildcat 4:55 PM May 18th via Echofon in reply to lvestley14
Standing on the side of the road in a dress and heels trying to cross the street... No Hiawatha, you can't buy me today #ypproblems 11:30 AM May 16th via Echofon
So far the spray tan idea is a success... Now I just have to figure out if it's worth it when it's not free! #nosuninadultlyfe 7:17 AM May 16th via Echofon
Couldn't have asked for a better night #isthisreallife? 7:54 PM May 15th via Echofon
Weird i feel this natural buying spiderman bedding for a bunk bed...#adultlyfe 9:14 PM May 14th via Echofon
I just used #Shazam to tag Both Of Us by B.o.B Feat. Taylor Swift. This song frackin rules #songofthesummer shz.am/t59493577 7:03 PM May 13th via Shazam on iOS
@ToriDabler will you be at the fish fry tonight? 10:55 AM May 11th via Echofon
What better than treating yourself to avpedi on your day off? #lampin 10:49 AM May 8th via Echofon
My options on tv are college softball or NASCAR... #thanksstarlite 10:59 AM May 6th via Echofon
I want it to be Sunday night.. And no, not because that means Monday is tomorrow 9:00 AM May 5th via Echofon
I'm so glad that's not my bachelorette party!! #solame 10:07 PM Apr 28th via Echofon
I like that I can still walk across the street home from a friends when I'm an adult 10:13 AM Apr 28th via Echofon
@DevinJMurray 3193601445! I want to see you!! 7:38 PM Apr 21st via Echofon in reply to DevinJMurray
You can always tell when I'm sleeping alone... #pinterest 9:27 PM Apr 3rd via Echofon

Name Jaymie McGrath
Location Adult world
Bio I use twitter as my comedy hour, I work for my family at McGrath Auto, CR or bust and I own a dog Kevin.. Welcome