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JayePow

  1. I wear a sterling silver pentacle to ward off vampires, werewolves, and evangelical Christians. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Rumor has it she set fire to the rain rolling in the deep. Yeah, they play too much Adele in this place. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. "I swear, that little bitch comes around me again I'm gonna put a fucking chair through his forehead" about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. @Nawlins34 is it in bad taste I just gave you a standing ovation for that? about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Nawlins34
  5. The fashion police monkeys weigh in on @Stellartwot's wardrobe choice twitter.com/JayePow/status… about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. Just had a talk with my GF about sex music. I said the top choices were al greene, Barry white, James brown, and the theme from shaft. 4:46 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  7. "@aka_kristin: @JayePow and herpes? Really? Ass. Haha no. @ComedicPurposes" I just got told 2:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  8. "@aka_kristin: @ComedicPurposes @JayePow It's twins." Dude. 2:24 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  9. "@ComedicPurposes: @JayePow @aka_kristin Nooooo, it's not herpes. Better not be a fuckin' baby, Kristin! ;" that was guess #2 2:15 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  10. "@aka_kristin: @ComedicPurposes Hehe I have surprises for you." It's herpes!!! Thats my bet, anyway. 2:14 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  11. Hey guys, when your girl starts bitching about your performance in bed, just bring up the 5-1 orgasm ratio. You're welcome. 3:51 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  12. There are some that work hard so they may live an easy life. There are some who work harder so your life remains easy. Remember your vets. 8:28 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  13. I can't wait to get married again so this whole "doing my own laundry thing" comes to a screeching halt. 7:50 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. A day with out sunshine is like... Night 10:52 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  15. @Evilteddy789 don't look now, but you have 666 tweets 7:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  16. Ok which one of you assholes was the one that didn't talk me out of buying a six pack of bud light platinum? 5:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  17. @Malindanjvapqqa travel whilst fornicating in solitude. 5:07 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to Malindanjvapqqa
  18. Hell of a day at work today. One good customer, one high and mighty too rich to listen to me customer. 4:52 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  19. How @Stellartwot says thanks for memorial day. twitter.com/JayePow/status… 3:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  20. I consider it a compliment when a coworkers laments that he can't pull off the all black uniform like I can. 10:12 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Jaye F. Powers
  • Location Overland Park, Kansas
  • Web http://Kcbastards...
  • Bio United States Army (1994 - 2009), 2 time Person of the Year from Time magazine (2003, 2006) guitarist for the Kansas City Bastards, professional smartass
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